Justin Haines

People keep saying to wait for your barber or beautician like we’re never gonna need a hair cut again. If anything, ya’ll are gonna be busy as hell fixing our Flowbee cuts.

@jessyca__jordan Did your parents control you at 21 years old? These are adults.

Lamb of God released a pretty tasty new video.

@JessPeachy07 I haven’t been a funny boy on there in a while, so nobody cares

@JustinAHaines I would've noticed if I had been on. I've been back a couple days. But don't sweat it. It just means we're insignificant losers ❤

I was gonna stay off Facebook til this whole thing blew over, now they’re predicting 18 months, not sure if I can stay off that long. #qualityoflife

@JessPeachy07 Nobody noticed I deactivated mine. Whatevs

@JustinAHaines I stayed off Facebook for a month because of the stuff going on with my family and the news articles were being shared like crazy and it was too painful for me to see it. Only like 2 people noticed I deactivated my account. Social distancing warrior ftw

This may be cheesy, but you know I’m Krafty, I’m an American single so hop on tinder and match me. Some lyrics to my new album dropping next week.

I dropped my phone approximately 4 inches in my car at just the right angle to crack it. #pandemicproblems

I had every intention of going to see @nfrealmusic tomorrow in Pittsburgh but I am still stuck in Alaska due to bad weather. Perception and the Search are the only two albums I have access to. Have a good show.

@normmacdonald during your show tonight the background turned into a desktop. I found it funny and thought you might too. Great show.

I drove from Ohio to Nevada over the past 3 days. I listened to 40 CD's on the way and 6 of them were @riseagainst

I'm moving near Las Vegas next week and don't really know anyone out there. I hope Riff Raff will let me come play with the huskies.

The Monster app is set up like Tinder.

I only tweeted 3 times in 2016.

I wish I could rest this peacefully while I slept.

I went to Medieval Times tonight and had an idea that needs to happen... Mortal Kombat Dinner Tournament. What do you think @noobde ?

All I wanted for Christmas was sleep and I didn't get enough.

@ders808 Or how about when they set the phone down on a flat surface and type with one finger?

Who invented writing "This" or "So much this" when reposting an article on Facebook? I hate it so bad.