Creationist Translationist

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1979, but your average #YoungEarthCreationist is as misinformed and dangerous as ever. I can help you #Translate what they're actually saying when they bastardize modern science in favor of dogmatic presuppositions.

@RIPBlueberry @Austin_Mathew_ @shaiyaxh

@JustinCPorter @Austin_Mathew_ @shaiyaxh No, trolling would mean I assume an identity not mine or ideas that are not mine, I'm just incredibly racist

Even if God was proven real i'd never worship him but that's a conversation many people aren't ready for

@RIPBlueberry @Austin_Mathew_ @shaiyaxh

@JustinCPorter @Austin_Mathew_ @shaiyaxh I'm not a troll I'm just an extremist, there's a difference

#Translation No, I can't support my beliefs like an adult. I can only threaten you with what happens after you die. #useless #apologetics

@L1ghtBrngr @HalfTangible LOL Threats of eternal torture for not buying into your Iron Age incest mythology, which includes a talking donkey, exorcisms and suicidal demon pigs Useless dumbass. 🤡

@JustinCPorter @HalfTangible Alright, cool. Enjoy Hell.

There are people who believe the universe just spontaneously expanded from nothing one day and that life also came from nothing.

@L1ghtBrngr @HalfTangible Oh. Special pleading. "My God can do it because hes god and I dont have to know why or think critically." Genius. And so convincing.

@JustinCPorter @HalfTangible God is an immutable ontological constant that has existed before the existence of time. Thinking about God in terms of time is an ignorant monkey take. Why is God there? I don’t know.

@L1ghtBrngr @HalfTangible Cool, where did God come from?

@JustinCPorter @HalfTangible God.

@luisbaram Praise be to the 12-fingered Cesare Borgia....

It’s fine if you doubt the resurrection of Christ, but then you should doubt everything else that has less evidence than this event. Warning: it’s almost everything else.

@luisbaram "Wow, I showed a lot of people how smooth my brain is" Quite the flex.

Wow. I triggered lots of atheists with this post. 😏

@L1ghtBrngr @HalfTangible Where did the something come from?

@HalfTangible Isn’t it crazier to believe everything came from nothing rather than everything coming from something?

@luisbaram Creationists often conflate the dismissal of stupid comments as if they were religious arguments. Do better, fellow prinate.

A true atheist doesn’t feel offended when you criticize his god. Thus, Jorge is not a true atheist.

@_Snickers69 @JoJoFromJerz @tedcruz

@JoJoFromJerz @tedcruz Here comes strawman Jo to stand up for her Nazi party members

A communist and a Nazi campaigned together…. This is today’s Democrat party.

@ScottyPSkers @Taishin02821948 @noahsarkscans Your #StrawMan version of evolution is inconsequential to the corroborating lines of evidence showing common ancestry between humans and chimpanzees. Loser. Liar. Vandal.

@Taishin02821948 @JustinCPorter @noahsarkscans Aww look, the Evolutionists dont even know their own theory.

One of the biggest misconceptions about Noah’s Ark is that people imagine millions of species crammed onto the boat. But according to many Ark researchers, Noah would only have needed around 1,500 animal “kinds”, thats roughly 7,000 animals total. Why? Because Genesis speaks of kinds, not every modern species we see today. Noah also wasn’t required to bring insects or marine life on board the ark. On top of that, many Ark researchers and biblical scholars believe the animals brought aboard were likely young animals, making them smaller, easier to manage, and requiring far less space and food. And when you compare the number of animals to the massive size of the Ark, the whole thing suddenly starts looking a lot more manageable than people assume.

@ScientiaPercept @ScottyPSkers @Taishin02821948 @noahsarkscans

@JustinCPorter @ScottyPSkers @Taishin02821948 @noahsarkscans And a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR who claimed to be a science teacher for 20 plus years.

@haveaconcern Troll.

When the Bible plainly says lesbians & queers are an abomination are you gonna believe the Bible or lesbians and queers? "Just Wondering" it's only a question people don't get all mad & rude.

@1friendofGod2 And you're both in cults.

My point was not that these stories in the Bible were so obviously believable, because they are not. They are, among other things, minor examples of the might of God so, therefore, by nature they are mysterious. My point was simply that if you follow the doctrine of the Quran, you are following doctrines of devils.

The Quran is a guidebook for those wanting to worship a false god, aka, a demon. Therefore, yes, it is a very delusional book.

@Thevine_ntwk @Preist_Prayin1 What's your sample size?

@Preist_Prayin1 When you ask them they'd say "I was not allowed to live freely and do my life my way" that is the trauma they're talking about 🤦

When people say religious trauma they mean going to Sunday school every week

@Preist_Prayin1 Liars for Jesus gotta lie.

@taco_talks @sadib100 At what day and time did God make it okay to eat shellfish?

@sadib100 And you’re a monster without it understanding of sin.

Facts

@Abstrxct_69 @mamuzoBV @d_ocheido

@mamuzoBV @d_ocheido Useless? Have you looked around at everything there is to be? Have you looked at yourself, how old you are, My point is that you're going to bed, assuming you will wake up with no guarantee that you will wake up anything can happen. It's God's grace that's keeping you alive.

Exactly where He has always been On His throne watching humans use their free will

@mamuzoBV @d_ocheido Their theology is so shallow you could stick your foot in it and not get your ankle wet.

@d_ocheido earthquakes, tsunamis and floods kill people every day, but somehow it's man's freewill that causes this and an all powerful God that holds back because he finds more power in holding back than putting a stop to natural disasters. can't worship something useless like that!