
Scorned Beef
595 posts

Scorned Beef
@JustinLundberg
I'm churlish and furtive
Portland, Oregon Katılım Kasım 2008
68 Takip Edilen20 Takipçiler

@CantEverDie Yes, sure, but moderate Republicans get a x1000000 bonus score to their votes. That's why it was worth courting the 65 of them that still remain.
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@watsoncomedian @GianmarcoSoresi "Doctor, I feel depressed. Like life isn't worth living"
"Well, I know a clown you should avoid"
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@GianmarcoSoresi ‘Do I feel good? No. But can I make OTHER people feel a little better when I go on stage? Also no.’
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@GundamIsHere He doesn't smile, he bares his teeth like a raging chimp
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@ArtPeachi Can you even fathom the friendship that would form when Goku finds out Sportacus' power comes from food?
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@othatsraspberry @KonamiShop I need to get a spooky missing wife, man, all my jackets are terrible
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@Carboniferoys I was able to take the Father and the Son but I didn't know the Holy Spirit was immune to physical damage
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I think we all know who's protecting him.

Reddit Lies@reddit_lies
Reddit "Witches" are trying to cast spells on Trump but they're upset because he has "some kind of protection around him."
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@zoerosebryant They ritually sacrificed the third Belushi brother. It was for a skit/good harvest.
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what the hell happened on the first episode of snl
vitor@connellwaIdron
Gabriel LaBelle behind the scenes of SATURDAY NIGHT
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@Darminky231 I refuse to believe pants like this just existed in the world. This has to be a custom job. They're SO tight around the thighs it's just too perfect.
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I am UNSTOPPABLE and READY TO DISCO BABY 🕺🕺🔥


Darminky@Darminky231
The day I find pants like his I will be unstoppable
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@CantEverDie Too much upper lip. He hates when people see his upper lip.
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@jon_bois And it can't be said enough; the voice is scary. It scares me. I'm just trying to unwind and watch the game here. I don't need that.
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@thriller_bark_ "currently fashionable"
Yeah, man, these kids and their newfangled slang like "long time no see"
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You were teaching a course to undergrads and didn’t know it was spelled “pidgin”? What kind of bumfuck nowhere school let an idiot like you teach
Athenian Stranger@Athens_Stranger
I was once teaching a course to undergrads and a few were anthropology majors. They brought up the concept of “pigeon” languages, and without blinking I laughed and said “Ah yes, the currently fashionable way academia is justifying lowering standards for certain minority groups”
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