Longer, More Clever Name

"I don't believe in evolution." -Dumb Fucks

@karnsies817 All of that sounds horrific

If the Browns lose this game, they're either looking at their pick of Shedeur Sanders/Cam Ward, OR Heisman Trophy winner Travis Hunter. A dream scenario to spark new hope in Cleveland. 👀

@megynkelly Electricity is complicated

Imagine the surprise when you’re all set with your New Year’s Day meal, cooking away in the slow cooker, only to discover you forgot to plug it in.

@GarySharp1620 just call him stupid

@GarySharp1620 that guy called from a bar parking lot

@GarySharp1620 that dude is drunk as fuck

@JohnBishop71 think about it... Who are the 5 greatest quarterbacks in the world? Dylan, Dylan, DylanDylan&Dylan

@joshtweeterson @JohnBishop71 CoLOLrado shifted to Will Win

@tacobell 2 steak chalupas only lettuce and I get two beef chalupas with nothing else. Ya hate to see it

@SenVancePress I am just curious if you meant it when you said that Trump was America's Hitler? Yes? No?

@Browns And one more of Darth Tater because of the hat

@Browns My buddy boy Riley in the jersey, we just lost him last month. And Darth Tater begging for wings after the boys shut out the Cardinals.

since it's #nationalloveyourpetday, we want to see some pics of our #DawgPound dawgs! reply with your furry friend 🐶⤵️

@RealTannenbaum @GetUpESPN @DanGrazianoESPN @BartScott57 @BCusterTV Please post a picture of the horse that kicked you in your head right before you said Watson for Jones & a 2nd.

Here are 3 proposed trades as discussed on @GetUpESPN: Justin Fields to Pittsburgh for a 2nd pick Brandin Cooks traded for CJ Mosley Deshaun Watson and a 2nd pick for Daniel Jones Who says no? @DanGrazianoESPN, @BartScott57 @BCusterTV

@reflog18 Thank you for this

Everyone having serious discussions about what January 6th meant for this country: Meanwhile my warped mind:

Shoutout to @McDonalds for giving me the sauce for my nuggets, but not the nuggets

@Browns_Possum @Flash_Garrett They sacked his ass like 8 times when Jow Woods was DC. Fields is gonna get wrecked

Oh really?

@SirYacht_ Here's a picture of not holding. Fuck that game

I have no emotion

@joshtweeterson Absolute trash. Idk if you've gone to the triple wide trailer down there, but it is the saddest place on this earth. Like just the 100% opposite of Disneyland

@JustinNoThanks Sadly betting apps aren’t legal here, even though sports gambling is. Pretty ridiculous.

@joshtweeterson figured I'd ask you since you guys use the betting apps. Now that you can sports bet at Horseman's Park, are the apps geo-fenced to be able to bet in Omaha? I would download one if you can, but haven't because you already had to go to Iowa

@SirYacht_ @Jake_Trotter #Believeland

@Jake_Trotter Me seeing 7% chance for the Browns and it’s not “to make the playoffs”

The #Browns now have a 7% chance to get the AFC's No. 1 seed and the first round bye in the playoffs, according to ESPN FPI

@gnewsii Y'all aren't gonna lose again until next year #Believeland

Thankyou Lord 🙏🏽