JustinxSuburban

@MbarkCherguia That dude would end up face down with my foot in his back. And it’s an escalator, dumb dumb.

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?

@PrettyGoodSam No, I didn’t need it and besides those things take up an awful lot of space.

@JustinSuburban Ahh makes sense...did you grab it??

Crossed a major adult milestone today by purchasing my first wheelbarrow. (On sale)

@PrettyGoodSam Moving to an apartment Old people

@JustinSuburban Hahaha dang! Wonder why?

@GoonRizzumaki Bravo. Brother.

In the end he become what he hated the most… A person of color.

@MbarkCherguia Mind your business

Why is 67-year-old Madonna acting like a 17-year-old? 🤔

@BarstoolPhilly Wango?

lol what

@Bernadette10197 Nah. Shrek.

Tomorrow... Pete Hegseth will quote Good Will Hunting.

@AmericaFirsst That’s my dude.

🚨Famous Actor Patton Oswalt says Trump “is a stup*d a~~hole and if you voted for him you’re a stup*d a~~hole and if you still support him you’re a stup*d a~~hole.” What’s your response?

@lulubeans42 Keep your head up. Listen to Cat Power and you’ll be fine.

@JustinSuburban I’m working on it, it’s been a rough few months tbh

What do you think of me as

@Rav4thInning Now she can stop talking shit about AJ Brown, and the Eagles.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO EAT SHIT AND DIE

@kylephillies21 #BoycottSportsRadio

U wanted to tank cocksucker

@fuzzyfromyt I don’t think he makes it if Dick Allen didn’t. He could be in the hall very good.

No BS Kyle Schwarber might actually force himself into the Hall of Fame Idk if baseball has ever seen a case quite like this

@DanRawePhotos @bourboli Damn, he gave you the wrong number? That’s stone Cold.

@JustinSuburban @bourboli Stop lying Justin - Ian never returns my calls 🤣

People that I idolized at 16 are my friends at 46. Hardcore is the fucking best.

@Popplayzz1 She puts on. Checks notes. A SHOW. You’re the kind of person that’s mad their ice cream is cold.

Justin Bieber absolutely ended Sabrina Carpenter. You don’t need High Production set or 10 outfit changes to put on a good show. All you need is pure talent. LEGEND.

@lulubeans42 Yes. No. Wait a goddamn minute.

Why are you so attracted to me & is it because your mother didn’t love you adequately

This clown coming for MY city? Let me see. Oh. Right. He’s a MAGA chump. Makes sense. He doesn’t like joy. Hey bud. If it weren’t for Philadelphia, America wouldn’t exist. So, keep your opinion outta Philly.