Just In Time Sears

The dark days have came.. People are now asking questions using snapchat.

MN and SD are the biggest teases of the century, like hey its spring... sike bitch! We got 2 more feet of snow to dump on you.

Anybody ever think about how much better Instagram is when you don't have people like Woah Vicky and Lil Tay flooding your feed.

R.I.P @MacMiller. A true legend.

how old were you when you realized “arby’s” is just pronounced as RB’s which is short for roast beef? i was today years old

90% of the people I saw add that swmnbangers snapchat account I never want to see at a party

Captain cokes and street dances... can't wait

Easton: "dude I was so fucked up last night that i started chewing on the cap for my bottle... i left the bottle there"

Merica.

I gotta quit drinking in hot tubs... straight blackout.

PUBG is still better

If this gets a thousand retweets I’ll author a bill banning Arie from Minnesota. #TheBachelor #PriorLakeLakers

@dericksommers3 @NoahStoeckman You don't wanna meet that guy

For the first time in my life a law enforcement officer knew I was drinking but didn't give me a minor... something ain't right here.

The lack of some people's common sense amazes me

Merica.

Somebody call a medic, Vikings are choking.