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Justin the DM

@Justin_the_DM

Professional DM for hire Chosen wielder of the sword of Darklight and keeper of the Amulet of Geloog.

Portland, OR Katılım Ekim 2016
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Justin the DM
Justin the DM@Justin_the_DM·
@Logan_RTW Your setup is incomplete. I don't see a single picture of Dio or shirtless Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. 4/10.
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Justin the DM@Justin_the_DM·
@Logan_RTW @CrumblingJames I don't know if I could pretend to ride an invisible horse through a field of weird yellow butts and palm trees that well. Don't feel like I could wrap my brain around my character's motivation.
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Ward is on bluesky
Ward is on bluesky@ward_rtw·
Justin was just at the local Asian market and god help us all. It gets worse the more you look. Photo: @DatAwesomeRobot
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A while back I talked about an Archer and Enterprise crossover where Sterling Archer and Captain Archer switch places. You'll be happy to know that I wrote a scene for it. @archerfxx @HJBenjamin @StarTrek (this takes place during season 3 in the expanse)
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VENID A VER LA SANGRE POR LAS CALLES
probs the ninja turtle i most identify with is raphael: my peers are known for their contribution to society, while the most apt 1-3 word description of me is a vague adjective followed by 'but' and a frank acknowledgement of the glaring flaw that softens the impact of my virtue
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Justin the DM@Justin_the_DM·
Check out all that majesty.
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Justin the DM@Justin_the_DM·
Petition to change "baby carrots" to "butchered adult carrots" please.
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Justin the DM@Justin_the_DM·
@CrumblingJames One player should get "You're not the killer, but you are two kobolds in a trench coat pretending to be one guy"
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Marching Order Quick and Dirties is live! (he/him)
Running a game tomorrow. It's going to be a sort of murder mystery aboard a ship. I'm going to start by giving every player the same piece of paper that says "You're not the killer." Just #DnD Things.
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Justin the DM@Justin_the_DM·
Hey @BaskinRobbins did you give the marketing person who figured out that "31" appeared in the letters "BR" like the biggest promotion ever?
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Marching Order Quick and Dirties is live! (he/him)
If your PC had a scented candle, what would it be? Alan P. Rhames, my Star Trek Adventures character i'm playing tonight, would have one named old leather and bourbon. It would actually smell terrible, but he'd keep it because he thinks it fits his self image.
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