Justin the DM

@Logan_RTW Your setup is incomplete. I don't see a single picture of Dio or shirtless Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. 4/10.

My cozy streaming setup video. I'll cover my main PC next week... youtu.be/unW0QnsGLjg

@Logan_RTW @CrumblingJames I don't know if I could pretend to ride an invisible horse through a field of weird yellow butts and palm trees that well. Don't feel like I could wrap my brain around my character's motivation.

@CrumblingJames Justin should have been on the cover of mega man 1... It would have sold better than this mess.

look at this friggin guy.

I'm so excited about our chat with Justin tomorrow about Chase scenes in RPGs! What questions do you want answered? Reply to this tweet! Oh, and if you haven't RSVP'd for free yes, let's do this- facebook.com/events/1234587…

Have your chase scenes fell flat? Is there no tension? No comedy? We're chatting with Justin G on Wednesday, a master of the craft. Your chase scenes will never be the same again. Come join us in the chat! facebook.com/events/1234587…

Justin was just at the local Asian market and god help us all. It gets worse the more you look. Photo: @DatAwesomeRobot

A while back I talked about an Archer and Enterprise crossover where Sterling Archer and Captain Archer switch places. You'll be happy to know that I wrote a scene for it. @archerfxx @HJBenjamin @StarTrek (this takes place during season 3 in the expanse)

@CrumblingJames Knifechanters Swordbellowers Stabomancers Saberwarblers Michael Bublade

If you were to call baldesingers something that isn't bladesingers, what would it be?

@CrumblingJames youtu.be/i_WfevS7w7M

@DatAwesomeRobot Fuck, do I have to grow my hair out again?

My first day without a job. Am I obligated to put on clothes?

@EffingBoring You are cool but rude...

probs the ninja turtle i most identify with is raphael: my peers are known for their contribution to society, while the most apt 1-3 word description of me is a vague adjective followed by 'but' and a frank acknowledgement of the glaring flaw that softens the impact of my virtue

Check out all that majesty.

Petition to change "baby carrots" to "butchered adult carrots" please.

@CrumblingJames Fine Ghost in the Shell then (the anime not the live action)

@DatAwesomeRobot Ooooh, looks like that one isn't available on Netflix.

Taking notes for my best session of the sprawl. Favorite cyberpunk movies?

@CrumblingJames One player should get "You're not the killer, but you are two kobolds in a trench coat pretending to be one guy"

Running a game tomorrow. It's going to be a sort of murder mystery aboard a ship. I'm going to start by giving every player the same piece of paper that says "You're not the killer." Just #DnD Things.

My brother @DatAwesomeRobot is a pro DM and he’s so so talented at it. It’s kinda nuts that people scoff at the idea of paying for ~4 hours of totally custom, creative, and interactive group entertainment. Hire my bro! He does local sessions in Portland and remote sessions!

Hey @BaskinRobbins did you give the marketing person who figured out that "31" appeared in the letters "BR" like the biggest promotion ever?

If your PC had a scented candle, what would it be? Alan P. Rhames, my Star Trek Adventures character i'm playing tonight, would have one named old leather and bourbon. It would actually smell terrible, but he'd keep it because he thinks it fits his self image.

@CrumblingJames @FriaLigan @CrumblingBrad You fucking know I do.

It's here!!! @FriaLigan you are awesome! @CrumblingBrad @DatAwesomeRobot you guys wanna have another go?