Jon Van Deurzen

@bagelpowered Next year there will be more. And no one will be able to tell the difference. These things are progressing so fast.

Can we actually stop with the AI ads thank you

@yasinkavakliat @jeffrey_way And then realize you used the wrong "hole" and your kids are in a hole in the backyard for the day because "bob" was too literal. :)

@jeffrey_way Hey bob_laracasts_bot, make breakfast for the kids and play with them the hole day.

The absolute best part of being sick as an adult, with kids, is...you still have to get out of bed and function. These buttholes still need breakfast. All you want to do is check out from the world and sleep...and you can't.

@ShengSlogar I feel attacked. :) 24! When I was 24 I was using PHP v4 with Macromedia Dreamweaver.

@chikago12 If a manager/exec can't tell you what the measurable end goal is, they suck. "Have you thought about the synergy? Make sure your operating cadence is right-sized. You need the strategic clarity for the future business transformation of revenue diversification."

@Jvphobic I feel like society is devolving into a dystopian hellscape where all work distills to buzzwords being thrown back and forth by execs (paid the most!) while the workers (paid the least!) struggle to put those buzzwords into action, and then are fired by the execs

You are an adrenaline junkie who THRIVES in a fast-paced, high-pressure creative industry

@chikago12 The Packers are pretty beat up right now. BUT... there isn't another team I would want to face more than the Bears in the playoffs. Nothing would break the Bear fans hearts more than a loss to us in a playoff game after the season they have had.

It seems pretty likely the Bears will play the Packers in round 1 of the playoffs. In a season that has been filled with firsts, it would be poetic to finally beat the damn Packers in a playoff game.

Malik is looking for that Matt Flynn career and money.

THE CHICAGO BEARS

Got em right where we want em

@chikago12 Poor respective basketball teams are difficult to watch. At least we have football.

@Jvphobic Both sides played hard!

A great game @chikago12. But once again the Bears are gonna Bear.

@Brodiesmith21 Ouch. That sucks then. I have Whole Life through NWM. It isn't bad, it is safe and not too expensive since I bought early. Just another investment for me.

@Jvphobic No but it was suggested by my financial advisor and they set it up

Just did the calculations. Lost about $150,000 by having that life insurance policy. Brutal

@kpippert11 Tap on following if on mobile.

X. Please. Just let me have a chronological order of tweets. I don’t care what happens 9 hours ago. I care what happened 9 minutes ago.

@ShengSlogar I could close it before. Lol but just barely.

@ShengSlogar Before and after.

@ShengSlogar The network I am putting in on Saturday at work.

@ShengSlogar Rewiring my office downtown. Should t be too bad.

@chikago12 We could do that with ONE email. ;) No one can bore the shit out of you or drone on a single topic like us.

@Jvphobic It's a joke, Bill Simmons brought back his mailbag and did a solo pod for 90 minutes answering emails

Your favorite podcast host could never go an hour and a half just riffing off of dumb email questions 😂