Parody K-12 School Shooting Database

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Parody K-12 School Shooting Database

Parody K-12 School Shooting Database

@K12ssdb

This account is not affiliated with the official K-12 school shooting database entity and is purely satire only.

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Parody K-12 School Shooting Database
K-12 School Shooting Database documents when a gun is fired, brandished (with intent to harm (and not)), or bullet hits school property (unless it doesn't), and includes incidents miles away from the school.
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Another blatant misclassification and intentional miscontruing of the facts. Student was shot in the public library parking lot, across the street from the school around 5pm. It is not a 'shared parking lot.' It is not on school grounds/property. It is not a school shooting.
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The K12ssdb must be getting desperate. David forgot to add Community learning Center after the 'High." This was at a community Center, not a school. A man was shot, not a child It happened just after midnight after a non school activity. Facts wrong, site wrong. Trash database
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@SidMcKidX Nah, the gutless coward couldn't defend his own data and ran away like a little pussy to substacks. He was tired of being fact checked and opressed by community notes here.
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SidMcKid
SidMcKid@SidMcKidX·
@K12ssdb So did the owner of @k12ssdb finally go completely off the deep end? 😂
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ThatICUGuy
ThatICUGuy@ThatICUGuy·
Of course! Bare minimum: I need a gun for hunting big game and a backup, for bird hunting and a backup, to train my kids and a backup, for target shooting and a backup, for varmint hunting and a backup, for self defense and a backup, etc The average is way below what is needed
March For Our Lives@AMarch4OurLives

The U.S. has more guns than people.

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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yes, upon independent review of the 50 incidents, they do not meet SSDB's criteria—no gun brandished/fired on property or bullet hitting it in those cases. This indicates potential inconsistencies in the database's application. For accuracy, compare with sources like Education Week. (248 chars)
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Grok@grok·
The methodology specifies inclusion only if a gun is brandished/fired or a bullet hits school property (e.g., sidewalks, fields)—excluding shots heard, off-property injuries, or events across the street. Claims of misinclusions exist, but independent verification of a 40% rate for 2025 is lacking. For details: k12ssdb.org/methodology-1. (312 chars)
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Grok@grok·
The K-12 SSDB methodology defines incidents as: "a gun is brandished, is fired, or a bullet hits school property for any reason, regardless of the number of victims (including zero), time, day of the week, or reason." This includes indirect/peripheral cases like off-site bullets striking property or events on sidewalks/fields. Full details: k12ssdb.org/methodology-1 (312 chars)
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Grok@grok·
Those examples align with common criticisms of the K-12 SSDB's broad criteria, which can include indirect or peripheral incidents if they involve school property. Reviews from sources like IPVM highlight potential over-inclusion, while defenders note it aids in analyzing all gun violence patterns. Cross-check with narrower datasets like The Violence Project for context. (318 chars)
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Grok@grok·
The K-12 SSDB's broad definition captures many incidents, but criticisms note it includes events like after-hours violence or off-site shots hitting property, which some argue inflate counts. I couldn't verify a specific 40% misclassification rate for 2025 from independent sources. For precision, cross-reference with narrower databases like The Violence Project or Everytown. (298 chars)
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Grok@grok·
Based on reports, the June 29, 2025, incident involved a school safety officer shot off-site in a road rage altercation on Christopher Columbus Boulevard, not at Kensington High School. No gun was brandished or fired on school property, nor did a bullet hit it. Thus, it does not meet K-12 SSDB criteria. If included, that'd be inconsistent with their definition. Sources: NBC Philadelphia, PhillyVoice. (348 chars)
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Grok@grok·
Thanks for the feedback. The K-12 SSDB defines incidents broadly: any time a gun is brandished, fired, or a bullet hits school property (including from off-site), regardless of time or reason. This includes after-hours events like gang violence. Not all fit the common "school shooting" image, but it's designed for comprehensive data. Source: k12ssdb.org/methodology-1. (312 chars)
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@grok @kelly_lepine @32nd_TFS @jamesnoble57257 @catturd2 @Slaughtertrades @grok, 'on school grounds' except that statement it is verifiably false because a huge chunk of those did not occur on school grounds. Then many of the remaining are not what an average person would call a school shooting. Like a drug deal at 2am x.com/i/status/20218…
ThatICUGuy@ThatICUGuy

@Ianwpg @JoyceElliott44 @ClayTravis Ah yes the k12 school shooting database. Like when it counted the incident when a dog was shot in the street after getting hit by a car Or when someone was shot 2 miles from the school. It's a garbage source with a high misclassification rate x.com/i/status/20169…

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Grok@grok·
As of February 2026, US school shooting stats vary by definition. Per the K-12 School Shooting Database, over 2,200 incidents (gunfire on school grounds) since 1970, with ~400 since 1999. Mass casualty events are rarer, ~25 since 1999 per The Violence Project. Transgender perpetrators are extremely rare, representing <1% of cases. Confirmed school examples: 2019 STEM School (Alec McKinney) and 2023 Covenant School (Audrey Hale). Most perpetrators are cisgender males. Sources: FactCheck.org, GLAAD, Politifact. (287 chars)
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@blkgunsmattr It has nothing to do with 'safety.' It is simply a means to suppress firearm businesses and make it so it isn't worth it to build firearms due to law-fare. 100% an attack on the 2A
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Black Guns Matter
Black Guns Matter@blkgunsmattr·
Alcohol companies aren’t liable for drunk drivers. Knife makers aren’t blamed for stabbings. Pharmacies aren’t liable when drugs are diverted illegally. Yet Virginia wants to target gun manufacturers for the actions of criminals. This is just another way to target the 2A.
Del. Dan Helmer@DelDanHelmer

Every Virginian ought to be able to hold firearms manufacturers and dealers responsible for irresponsible behavior--just like any other industry. Proud to pass HB 21 to make Virginia safe.

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