Kendall Hostetler

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

Why would Kanye wanna beef Peppa Pig?????

taking adderall and then insane knitting at 8 am

wife: ugh here comes brad from my work me: which one is he again? wife: the guy that says things and you can never tell if it’s a compliment or insult brad: well well well someone smells like muffin mix

elmo is fully dissociating

you saw mommy kissing santa claus. the guy who killed grandma.

The Omnicron variant is just another example of how COVID will be prolonged if rich nations and Big Pharma keep blocking vaccine distribution.

this response in spain's parliament to the anti-immigrant rhetoric of the far right vox party by leftist Íñigo Errejón is absolutely brilliant

“Transcendence”

I'm gonna start measuring my mental health by how long my mullet is.

no one: the British Museum:

it’s a coward move to ghost your best friend and not give them a single explanation to why you don’t want to be friends anymore

can we just reflect on the fact that there are people buying fake vaccination cards so they can travel, but they’re the same people that frown upon undocumented immigrants that get fake documents to work & provide for their families

having to cook dinner after being a girlboss for 12 hours straight

Both me and my cat have chronic constipation. Emotional Shit Animal (ESA).

my boyfriend really just said "Let me hike up that moo moo and do nasty things to you"

lol USA? more like ESA