💥⚡️✨ERENN💥⚡️✨
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@aksicadi10 Biz Bakımlarımızı ihmal etmiyoruz da sen niye bu ladar bu konuyla ilgileniyosun onu anlamadkm😄
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Sevgili erkekler;
Sex hayatınızın sağlıklı olabilmesi için lütfen beden sağlığınıza, öz bakımınıza özen gösterin.
Dişlerinizi fırçalayın,
Duş mutlaka alın,
Saç sakal traşınızı mutlaka olun,
Parfüm sıkın güzel kokun..
Size metroseksüel erkek olun demiyorum sadece bakımlarınızı ihmal etmeyin..
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Okay… I wish I could delete this morning from my life
🙈🙈🙈😆😆😆
So I just came back from gym, feeling energetic but also DEAD. I step into the elevator, instantly on my phone like always. And I’m texting my best friend something I probably should NOT type in public…
I write:
“don’t judge me but I didn’t wear panties to gym today… it was kinda freeing 😂”
Yeah. I actually sent that.
So I’m smiling at my phone like an idiot, reading her reply, not looking where I’m going. Elevator door opens, I walk out all confident—
—and walk STRAIGHT into my neighbor.
Like full crash. My soul left my body.
My phone tilts in my hand… and he GLANCES DOWN.
Just for a second.
But it was enough.
HE SAW IT.
I swear time froze. I look at him, he looks at me, then back at my phone… and the expression on his face?? Not shocked… not confused…
Just this tiny little smirk forming 😅
I panicked so hard I said:
“Sorry I just—gym brain—no thoughts—haha—bye!”
??? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Then I tried to walk away and almost tripped on the floor for no reason. Like actually embarrassing.
And behind me I just hear him quietly go:
“…freeing, huh?”
I’m DONE. I’m moving. I can’t survive this.
Now every time I see him I will remember he knows my… “gym secrets” 🙈🙈🙈
Moral of story: maybe wear panties… or at least don’t TEXT about it in the elevator 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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@sedef212184 Belin çok ince ama ben o beli tutup ona neler yaparım neler😋😋
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@sedef212184 Günaydın güzellik muhteşem memitoların var seni ham yapar yerim😉☺️👅
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@Yasiiyaso Harika bir vücudun ve güsel göğüslerin var seni yerim☺️
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