K Banky Of Lagos 🇳🇬✌️

My Son Was Barely 3 Months Old When The Alagbole-Akute Road Project Started . He’s 12Yrs Old Today & That Road Is Yet To Be Fully Completed. Mad Shit !

Africans residents in South Africa 🇿🇦 are now taking a stand against xenophobic South Africans

“We have beaten, threatened, and attacked. Please we ask for your protection. That's why we all slept in your office. (Police station) — thousands of Foreigners in South Africa have come out in mass to seek protection admid the rising tension from Anti-immigration groups around the country. Note: The Dudula gave foreigners up to June 30th to leave South Africa. Fingers crossedsed!

Breaking News 🥹💔🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Thousands of people are being seen f0rced to leave South Africa to their countries. Many South Africans are standing and sham!ng them , asking them to leave immediately. They have given them may 30th as the last day . After May 30th they will surely dêstrøy their businesses and invăde some . This is sâd , how do you even do this to your African brothers . If the whole of Africa does this to you , will you surv!ve it ?

Moment xenophobic South Africans were seen ransacking the homes of African immigrants. You can’t tell me the government isn’t supporting this because the police were even with them.

Longevity of a legend 🫴

🚨 OFFICIAL: PEP GUARDIOLA LEAVES MAN CITY AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Club and manager confirm it’s over after 10 years and 20 trophies. 💔👋🏼

🚨The police are estimating that there will be over 1 million Arsenal fans lining the streets of Islington for the Gunners parade next weekend. It will be the largest parade ever held in London if the estimated numbers are correct.

Pep Guardiola to step down after incredible decade as City Manager 🩵 🔗 mancity.co/Pep-Guardiola

Those Kidnapped Victims Will Be Placed Under This Rains . Eeh GOD 🙆‍♂️

"I sent a boy to get me a tom-tom because my voice was broken at the meeting, so the boy I sent bought me a different type. After taking it, it stuck to my tongue. Now, people are looking at me as if I had taken drugs, even though I have never taken drugs in my life.' - Hon Alhassan Ado Doguwa

The End Of This Man’s Political Journey o

Arsenal’s name being engraved on the Premier League trophy, after being confirmed as champions this week. ✅🏆

Arsenal spent the whole season treating the Premier League table like our family house address 😭🏡 Rival fans only visited the top spot with Google Maps.

A woman was kdnapped, and one particular man among the kidnappers was the only one who constantly Graped her. After the ran.som was finally paid, she was released. One day, she went to the bank and saw a man whose body structure looked familiar. Even though all the kdnappers had worn masks, she recognized him from his physique. She immediately alerted the security personnel and explained that the man she had seen at the bank was one of the idnappers who rGaped her. The security officer asked if she was certain, and she confidently said yes. She also claimed that the man had a tattoo on his private part and suggested they confirm it. The security officers approached the man, took him into a room, and confirmed that he indeed had the tattoo. After much torture and questioning, he finally confessed to the crime. The woman then called her husband to come over, only for the husband to scream in shock and reveal that the man was his tailor. Most kdnappings are often connected to someone close to the victim. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Copied!

Hmmm

"May God Punish Everyone Involved in Fake Drug Manufacturing" – Man Laments as Brother Suffers Kidney Failure from Malaria Medication A man has cried out on social media after his younger brother developed kidney issues from a malaria drug he was given. The man blamed the incident on fake drugs and called for divine punishment on everyone involved in manufacturing counterfeit medications in Nigeria. "This is my little brother. The malaria drug he was given led to his kidney issues. May God punish every single person involved in manufacturing fake drugs in Nigeria," he wrote.

A night that will live long in the memory ❤️

LASCOPA RAISES ALARM OVER ADULTERATED PALM OIL IN LAGOS MARKETS The Lagos State Consumer Protection Agency (LASCOPA), has raised serious concerns over the increasing circulation of adulterated palm oil in markets across Lagos State, warning consumers to remain vigilant while purchasing the product. The General Manager, Lagos State Consumer Protection Agency (LASCOPA), General Manager, Afolabi Solebo Esq. disclosed that complaints and market surveillance activities have revealed the presence of contaminated and artificially enhanced palm oil being sold to unsuspecting consumers by some unscrupulous traders seeking to maximise profits at the expense of public health and consumer safety. Solebo warned that adulterated palm oil may contain harmful substances such as candle wax, chemicals, dyes, and impurities which cannot be digested by the body and are capable of causing serious health complications, including food poisoning, stomach disorders, tissue and liver damage, and other long-term health risks. The General Manager advised consumers to carefully examine palm oil before purchase by checking for unusual colour, offensive odour, excessive thickness, sediments, or any suspicious appearance that may indicate contamination or adulteration. Consumers are also encouraged to patronise only trusted and reputable vendors while demanding quality and safe products at all times. While reiterating the State Government’s commitment to protecting residents from unsafe and substandard products in the marketplace, Solebo said the Agency had sealed a shop sale selling adulterated palm oil along Idutafa Lane off Oluwa Street near Amodu Tijani Oluwa Mosque, Lagos Island in Lagos Island Local Government Area, Lagos State. He warned traders and distributors engaging in the sale of adulterated palm oil to desist immediately or face appropriate sanctions in accordance with the provisions of the law guiding consumer protection in Lagos State. The Agency further urged members of the public to promptly report cases of suspected adulterated food products, deceptive trade practices, or consumer rights violations to LASCOPA through its official communication channels for necessary investigation and enforcement action. LASCOPA reaffirmed its commitment to continuous market monitoring, consumer sensitisation, and collaboration with relevant stakeholders to ensure that residents have access to safe, wholesome, and quality products across Lagos State. @jidesanwoolu @drobafemihamzat @lasgcopa @gbenga_omo @gboyegaakosile @LanreBajulaiye @BarrBimbola @Mr_JAGs @Riddwane #AGreaterLagosRising #LASG

The Europa League is Unai Emery’s casa. 🏠🏆

Please remember to still call Arsenal “Netflix FC ” because, as we always said before now, “We go again next season.” We have won this one with a match to spare. We go again next season! Una mind no go touch ground! We will stir you like ngwongwo. 😀