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The Kansas City Zookeeper

The Kansas City Zookeeper

@KCZookeeper

Making sure all of the animals in Kansas City are kept safe

Kansas City, MO Katılım Aralık 2014
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The Kansas City Zookeeper
The Kansas City Zookeeper@KCZookeeper·
@bturner23 There is nothing cool about Hurley’s interaction here. Hurley is clearly the number one douche in the world.
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Braiden Turner
Braiden Turner@bturner23·
Saying a grown man putting his forehead against another man’s forehead isn’t that cool is soft I guess. I will be better going forward!!
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 ATTN: While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break. So we need YOU to take action and photograph them living their best life. Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.
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C33ts
C33ts@CT954·
@TheDegenWeekly None of those people can live within 500 feet of a school or park
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Tim Hogan
Tim Hogan@timjhogan·
this is what a federal government completely controlled by Republicans looks like
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Dan Clark
Dan Clark@DanClarkSports·
A family of four attending a game at Dodger Stadium costs $413 and consists of: • cheapest tickets available • parking • one hot dog each • one beer per adult • one soda per child It is, by far, the most expensive ballpark experience in MLB. - via @BillShaikin.
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Isaac
Isaac@isaac_saas·
A crying baby on a plane is an even better litmus test than the shopping cart. If it genuinely makes you angry, you have no empathy. No compassion. No soul. No ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes. You are the epitome of what's wrong with the modern world.
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The Kansas City Zookeeper
The Kansas City Zookeeper@KCZookeeper·
@ChinaNipona You are all good. Every life has its own advantages. I’d argue the worst people are the ones who judge others for their choices.
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La China
La China@ChinaNipona·
Tengo 37 años, gano bien, viajo 4 veces al año y mi casa siempre está impecable y en silencio. Ayer mi mejor amiga, que tiene 2 hijos y vive estresada, me dijo que mi vida 'no tiene propósito' porque no he formado una familia. Honestamente, veo su vida (pañales, gritos, no dormir, cero ahorros) y me parece una pesadilla. Le respondí que mi propósito es disfrutar mi dinero y mi paz, no ser una mártir de la maternidad. Se ofendió muchísimo. ¿Tan difícil es aceptar que algunos elegimos NO arruinar nuestra vida?
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The Kansas City Zookeeper
The Kansas City Zookeeper@KCZookeeper·
@MattWalshBlog I mean this turnout for Bluey is over the top. But adults enjoying a Disney Park is nothing bad. People just like to have fun and enjoy life.
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The Kansas City Zookeeper
The Kansas City Zookeeper@KCZookeeper·
@BoardwalkTimes CONFIRMED: Josh D’Amaro only cares about the bottom line and will sacrifice cast members and the overall guest experience to improve quarterly metrics for a better bonus.
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Boardwalk Times
Boardwalk Times@BoardwalkTimes·
CONFIRMED: The Magic of Disney Animation will play the ONCE UPON A STUDIO short film inside the Once Upon A Studio Theater. As you watch the film, you may spot characters popping up within the artwork along the theater walls. 👀
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Adam Schefter
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
Here is the way the Chiefs can be eliminated from postseason contention today: 🏈Chiefs lose to the Chargers 🏈Buffalo beats or ties the Patriots. 🏈Jaguars beat or tie the Jets. 🏈Texans beat the Cardinals. If all four of those scenarios play out, the Chiefs are out.
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The Kansas City Zookeeper
The Kansas City Zookeeper@KCZookeeper·
@OffhandDisney Maybe those aliens from 3I/ATLAS will do our civilization a favor and end humanity before we make any more dumb decisions.
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