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The Kansas City Zookeeper
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The Kansas City Zookeeper
@KCZookeeper
Making sure all of the animals in Kansas City are kept safe
Kansas City, MO Katılım Aralık 2014
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People actually think this is the most badass thing in the world lmaoooo there’s legit nothing cool about this
E.A.🤴🏾@crashoutking1
this angle is crazy. Hurley is a physcopath lmaooo
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@moneymosh12 @bturner23 @TheC21317 I know I miss watching Bozo the Clown too, glad we get to watch him again next Saturday against Illinois
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@bturner23 @TheC21317 We get it. You got cupcakes and stickers for participating growing up.
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@bturner23 There is nothing cool about Hurley’s interaction here. Hurley is clearly the number one douche in the world.
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Saying a grown man putting his forehead against another man’s forehead isn’t that cool is soft I guess. I will be better going forward!!
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@Matt_Pinner I see Godzilla, and whoever took this picture should run
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Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle.
What do you see? 🤔
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@CT954 @TheDegenWeekly Tweeted by someone who happens to be within 500 feet of a school
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@TheDegenWeekly None of those people can live within 500 feet of a school or park
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The Savannah Bananas selling out NFL stadiums makes a lot more sense
Matt@DisneyScoopGuy
There’s more adults than children at Bluey’s Best Day Ever in the Fantasyland Theater at Disneyland!
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@timjhogan TSA should be funded by the airline industry
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If someone were to offer you $500 million to never listen to a Beyoncé song again, could you honestly take it?
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@DanClarkSports @BillShaikin If you manage to only spend $413 at any ballpark for a family of four that is impressive
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A family of four attending a game at Dodger Stadium costs $413 and consists of:
• cheapest tickets available
• parking
• one hot dog each
• one beer per adult
• one soda per child
It is, by far, the most expensive ballpark experience in MLB.
- via @BillShaikin.
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@OffhandDisney You’re not screaming into a void. Disney is blindly diluting their brand.
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I know I’m screaming into the void here and this movie will make 8 billion dollars but come on dude
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The new trailer for the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake has been released. In theaters on July 10.
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@isaac_saas I’d rather have a crying baby next to me on a plane than a grown adult listening to their phone on speaker
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A crying baby on a plane is an even better litmus test than the shopping cart.
If it genuinely makes you angry, you have no empathy. No compassion. No soul. No ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes. You are the epitome of what's wrong with the modern world.
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@reddit_lies Unfortunately, the way our world hates on one another right now there will not be much in 1,000 years from now
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In 1,000 years history will not look kindly on this era of America.
"Adults became the primary consumers of children's content, robbing the youth of their own culture while stunting their own maturity."
Matt@DisneyScoopGuy
There’s more adults than children at Bluey’s Best Day Ever in the Fantasyland Theater at Disneyland!
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@taddariusorwell @uncledoomer Probably because they’re more open-minded and more capable of critical thinking.
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this is why lego land doesnt let you in without a kid
Matt@DisneyScoopGuy
There’s more adults than children at Bluey’s Best Day Ever in the Fantasyland Theater at Disneyland!
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@ChinaNipona You are all good. Every life has its own advantages. I’d argue the worst people are the ones who judge others for their choices.
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Tengo 37 años, gano bien, viajo 4 veces al año y mi casa siempre está impecable y en silencio. Ayer mi mejor amiga, que tiene 2 hijos y vive estresada, me dijo que mi vida 'no tiene propósito' porque no he formado una familia.
Honestamente, veo su vida (pañales, gritos, no dormir, cero ahorros) y me parece una pesadilla. Le respondí que mi propósito es disfrutar mi dinero y mi paz, no ser una mártir de la maternidad. Se ofendió muchísimo. ¿Tan difícil es aceptar que algunos elegimos NO arruinar nuestra vida?
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@MattWalshBlog I mean this turnout for Bluey is over the top. But adults enjoying a Disney Park is nothing bad. People just like to have fun and enjoy life.
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If I were in charge I would send ICE to Disney and arrest and deport all adults who show up without children. Doesn't matter if they're citizens or not.
Matt@DisneyScoopGuy
There’s more adults than children at Bluey’s Best Day Ever in the Fantasyland Theater at Disneyland!
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@amateurliving @vinelodge @AdamPage85 I mean your criticizing adults going to Disney with a animated monkey as your profile pic
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@vinelodge @AdamPage85 That’s the point. There are activities for all ages at Disneyland
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My wife and I say this every time we go to Disney. We have four children. If you had to have a kid to enter the park, attendance would shrink 80%. 🤷🏻♂️
Jack@jackunheard
Disneyland held a massive event for kids who are fans of the show 'Bluey'.... There's only like a dozen kids there and hundreds of grown adults. Genuinely what is wrong with society?
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@BoardwalkTimes CONFIRMED: Josh D’Amaro only cares about the bottom line and will sacrifice cast members and the overall guest experience to improve quarterly metrics for a better bonus.
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CONFIRMED: The Magic of Disney Animation will play the ONCE UPON A STUDIO short film inside the Once Upon A Studio Theater.
As you watch the film, you may spot characters popping up within the artwork along the theater walls. 👀
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@wakefieldreport I care more about the shade of my poop 💩 than I care about Disney Shareholder Value.
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I see a lot of you complaining about the lack of a CM in this attraction. I would ask you to please think about the shareholders an how much value they’ve gained from yet another cast member being cut from the guest experience.
Scott Gustin@ScottGustin
NEW: Learn to Draw with Olaf!, coming to the new Animation Academy Experience at Disney's Hollywood Studios, will feature an all-new Olaf Audio-Animatronics figure.
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Here is the way the Chiefs can be eliminated from postseason contention today:
🏈Chiefs lose to the Chargers
🏈Buffalo beats or ties the Patriots.
🏈Jaguars beat or tie the Jets.
🏈Texans beat the Cardinals.
If all four of those scenarios play out, the Chiefs are out.
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@OffhandDisney Maybe those aliens from 3I/ATLAS will do our civilization a favor and end humanity before we make any more dumb decisions.
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