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My 5yr old popping back up after I just put his little ass to bed 15mins ago.

@itsKARY_ That’s sooooooo beautiful!

My paternal (95) and maternal (91) grandmothers have been thick as thieves for 40 years. Never played about each other ❤️💛

@ShayaRhymes @MrMarinKnows That’s how families work. The family doesn’t fall apart as much as branch out down the lines of grannies kids. When grandma goes, yo mama becomes big mama. Your childhood is over, and it’s time to have kids and make sure they have this. Grandmas gotta die to keep the saga going.

Hardest part about being raised like this is watching the family fall apart as your grandparents pass away

China has announced the ban on the existence of golf courses. It requires that all existing golf courses be incorporated into urban community parks and made accessible to all citizens. Moreover, it states that golf has no sporting value at all.

@THEILLEXOTIC Daaaaawg the cockblocking is REAL! It’s almost worst than living with your parents lol

@KCran7 Felt like No knock warrants on our bedroom for years the little ones always cockblocked me

My 5yr old popping back up after I just put his little ass to bed 15mins ago.

When the homies link up, and start saying “I’m just tryna get like you homie”

@xoloveshika It’s always one more hug lol

@KCran7 right bc they want a hug or they thirsty🤣😂

@SIRACH4383 @ItsKingSlime Right! She’s killing the modern day Ashley Banks vibe lol

@ItsKingSlime If they decided to have a podcast… This would be the only podcast i would dedicate my time to watch… And I don’t even fuck with Stephen A Smith… But this child 👧🏾 is extremely intelligent and naturally funny..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stephen A. Smith was NOT having it when his 17 year daughter Samantha started talking about her dating life and questioned why she can’t be in “situationship” 😭😭 “Why can’t I be in a situationship?” “Because you’re too damn young… Focus on school, focus on achieving your goals, be aspirational, & make sure when you do date somebody, hopefully about 10 years from now, he’s somebody that respects you… Don’t bring some BUM, some little cockroach in front of my face.”

Me tryna bribe the Chipotle worker to gimme more meat and extra guac.

@muffdollaz With the juice or water in they hand cuz they just helped themselves lol

@KCran7 Asking for juice or water 😭

Remember when ICE was taking every Tom Dick and John with a pulse to join the force? This is the consequence

@KRL_defi_ That man sounds silly but he ain’t dumb

Jameis Winston says he didn’t spend his first NFL paycheck, even after seeing $13.4 million in his bank account for the first time. Ndamukong : “From your first time understanding what you came into as a first-round draft pick, what did you spend your first check on?” Jameis Winston : “Man, I didn't even touch my first league check. In those first few years, I was getting a lot of endorsement money.” “I don't remember specifically how much the check was, but the first time I looked at my bank account, I saw $13.4 million.” “Seeing eight figures in my account for the first time, I was like, 'Yeah, I made it.' But I didn't touch it. I just wanted to look at it.” “My first big purchase was a fancy, La-Z-Boy style massage chair for my grandma Winston.” “It cost about $4,600 and had the built-in compartments to massage your legs and back.” “My grandma was a diabetic and worked as a nurse clerk, so seeing the smile on her face and how much it helped her daily life was everything.” “Growing up, the only time you ever saw a vibrating chair was at the mall. Getting her that chair is my real claim to fame.”

@bongomansam I was gonna say CT or RI but Mass works too

Literally just Boston Massachusetts

@ochocinco 16

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About Pete Hegseth’s talk about testosterone for service members … Rep Becca Balint (D-VT): “There are so many people in this Administration that have some weird, intense homoerotic feelings toward men, while also being homophobic”…

@NewsWire_US Who were the 104, they need to be congratulated

314-104, U.S. HOUSE REJECTS AMENDMENT TO CUT OFF ISRAEL AID

We’re getting dumber and dumber I swear to god.

@EricTrump So says the dear leader’s son, so says the cultists

Can’t stand the manufactured outrage by the low-T mainstream media. This was undoubtedly the highlight of these people’s day…

@ABC Naw Pete said it was cool bro

Dramatic video shows the U.S. Navy Blue Angels making a low-altitude flyover above Pensacola Beach, Florida, on Wednesday. Navy officials confirmed in a statement that Blue Angels leadership is "reviewing the circumstances surrounding the maneuver and conducting a thorough safety review.” abcnews.link/wxR8vXz