King David

@kingbollei @imran_services No time They weigh and pay per kg Don't know how much they buy tho

@KINGINDAVID @imran_services I don wise be that oo

I met a wholesaler in provisions who said last year he made around ₦700,000 selling off empty cartons. This year,he makes like ₦24000 every week from the empty cartons. I quickly brought out my calculator that's a whopping ₦1,152,000 in a year. Tell me,why won't he be expanding in his business if he decides to be restocking with the m0ney he makes from that alone. Although,I teased him and said that's why he sells so cheap even at the exact price he buys from distributors .

@kingbollei @imran_services Ah Carpenter dey enjoy o You will see aboki walking around trying to buy

@imran_services They sell empty cartons? This Capenter guy comes to my shop to pack them every evening

@kingsuleiman27 You left the gifts keh It's good it happened when it did

That was how I bought 20 veils and 5 abayas from Dubai as gifts for a girl I intended to marry that year. We were engaged, both families have started wedding arrangements. We lived in different locations. I drove all the way to her school in another state without telling her I was coming, because I wanted to surprise her with the gifts I bought for her.

@PoojaMedia This is an empty stadium. How is football played without the fans, imagine the revenue lost! Chai, are the players motivated?

Sporting Lagos coach mic’d up for contents 👌 Gen Z coach 🔥🇳🇬

@ObaDeleke Mi o ni sepe o but AMEN and AMEN! Imagine Caretaker saying rent from next year will be 600k from 200k we currently pays and that we should brace up. Whether landlord knows about it or not, na the caretakers/agents be the real devil. Landlord dey UK o, no be elebi o. We dey look

Shout to to all these house Agents Ayeyin ma baje ni🙏🏽

@RayToluAyo Intelligence damn! He's got it It can take you 2years to understand his lyrics His word play is untouchable

You gerrit gaan..... Vector is brilliant, real, and intelligent. He has a contagious smile I have watched his podcast and interviews.... Come off it, if knowledge is human, that's Vector I have read from people who have met him one on one, they attest to his reasoning and speech I am looking forward to the day, I will meet him.. He is top of my list

@heisnissi_ Crazy crazy times See how we now get our children the best cut that fits them, we sure understand better

@KINGINDAVID this has happened to me before 😭😭

Bruh Got tired of the usual style and wanted a low cut, the trim was very small that it doesn't even seem I just barbed, mumsy sent me back, barber reduced a bit, went home, mumsy sent me back again. Guess what, barber scrap the whole hair lol. I no fit cry or vex for barber.....

got home and mum was like this is good, omo that was the last time I ever depended on parent to get money to barb hair.

@lollypeezle It was a norm then tho Only that he should have called and told you straight up on the phone immediately you picked the order

Bolt Drivers eyes dey see. If they start sharing experiences, you will say it never happened. I just remembered that many years ago when I was doing Bolt after work, that fateful day, I was around Ikeja looking for a ride when I saw this very juicy one. Ikeja to Ajah 💃💃. Too juicy with 1.9x surge🔥. I quickly accepted, and God so good, pickup was less than a Kilometer to me. Upon getting to the pick up location along Mobolaji Bank Anthony Way, the guy I came to me walked up to me, he said “are you my driver?” I said “yes”. He said “well, I was the one who ordered you.” I replied “No wahala, let’s go”. He then looked me straight in the face and added “my bro, I didn’t order you for a journey. I am also a Bolt driver, look at my car over there” (he pointed to a car with bonnet opened). “The issue is that, I am a Bolt Driver as I said and I am having battery issue. That’s why I ordered you so that you can come and give me your battery to start my car”. 😭 So, what about the Ikeja to Ajah trip? It doesn’t exist 😭😭 I shamelessly gave him my battery as he cancelled that ride. I swore for him for 2 good weeks 😭

@olisaemeka_G Transfer market doesn't open and close in NPFL?

🚨UPDATE HAKEEM ONITOLO TO KATSINA UNITED 🔄 🇳🇬Nigerian grassroot talent Hakeem Onitolo “scorpion” 🦂 is among the shortlisted players to replace their missing talisman Uche Collins. The talented striker who has been an internet sensation, is currently a free agent and has the potential to be one of the best strikers Nigeria will ever produce. It is left to see if Katsina United will get the deal over the line in the coming weeks. Interesting times ahead…

@drhephzibah1 That's how things work at the supermarket. Had done that at Justrite a while back. As long as the product you are returning is sealed and within minutes or probably few hours of purchase

I just realized how frugal I am yesterda I went to the store to buy baby wash. Someone helped me pick items while I stayed in the car. She picked the "Made in New Jersey" variant instead of the "Made in Italy" variant. Price difference: ₦14,700. I was still outside the mall in the car when I checked the receipt and saw the error. I went back in immediately. They said, "No refund." But then I had an idea. "Can I use the balance to buy other things instead?" They clearly state "no refund" - but no one said "no replacement." I swapped out with: Biggest size diapers Johnson's 2-in-1 honey baby cleansing soap We're set on baby wash for at least 2 months. Sense will not kill me. 😂

@iamzioraa They could have easily said "no refund policy" and maybe advise you come use your money some other time. They knew what they were doing, probably frustrate you from getting your money

I went to a restaurant to eat. After I finished my meal, my bill came up to ₦18,200. I made the first payment, but before the transaction could conclude, their POS machine suddenly went off. They quickly brought another POS, and that one went through successfully. Or so I thought. Later that evening, I received two debit alerts. Both payments had actually gone through. So instead of paying ₦18,200, I had paid ₦36,400. The next day, I went back to complain. They told me the accountant wasn’t on seat but that they would check and get back to me. I said, “No wahala,” and left. One week passed. No call. No refund. I went back again. This time, they checked properly and confirmed that yes, both payments went through. But again, the accountant was “not on seat.” I told them that this accountant’s seat must be extremely hot because the person is never there. They asked me to drop my account details for a refund. I did and left. Fast forward to yesterday. Still no refund. I went back to the restaurant and asked why my money hadn’t been sent. They told me I had “just missed” the accountant and that the refund would be processed shortly. Alright. Since I was already there, I ordered food to eat and also got takeout. After I finished, they asked how I wanted to pay—POS or transfer? I looked at them and said, “Who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money?” The lady replied, “The accountant doesn’t need to be here for that. We can all use the POS.” “Okay,” I said calmly. “How much is my total?” “₦18,500.” I smiled. “You people are owing me ₦18,200. If you deduct it from this ₦18,500, that means I’m owing you ₦300.” She shook her head. “We can’t deduct it like that. You have to pay in full, and the accountant will refund you later.” I sighed. “So that means you people will arrest me, abi?” I dramatically placed both my hands on the table and said, “Please, handcuff me.” She tried to explain, “We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us.” I leaned forward. “Are you people owing me ₦18,200?” “Yes.” “And I’ve just eaten ₦18,500?” “Yes.” “So I’m owing ₦300. Simple maths. Case closed.” I carried my bag and stood up. Suddenly, one guy emerged from one corner like a movie character. “But even if we’re to deduct it,” he said, “you’ll still have to balance ₦300.” I turned slowly. “And you are…?” “I’m the accountant.” I screamed, “Ewooooo!” So the accountant has been on seat all along?

@PoojaMedia Someone should have received query or suspension by now if we are serious. So they don't know the home team shirt colour matches with theirs

Osun Babes, the female team of Osun State Govt traveled to Lagos to play FC Robo with only one Jersey & no away jersey. Guess what, at the prematch meeting, their home jerseys clashed with the home team & no jersey to wear. 😭 They tried to get any jersey at the market but couldn't meet up & they were walked over.

@atletienglish @EASPORTSFC @Alookman_ European teams almost slept on bro, big ups Atletico

LOOOOOKMAAAAAN 🦅🇳🇬

@GloriousGod01 It will never make sense to me Besides spraying naira is a crime

The last time I wanted to collect mints to spray, they told me that for each ₦200 bundle (which is ₦20,000), I would be paying ₦30,000. So if I’m collecting ₦200,000, I’ll be paying ₦300,000. I offered to pay ₦240,000, but they refused. I left. That’s one of the reasons I don’t like going to clubs. And if you don’t spray, it will look as if you’re the poorest person there. Above all, love God.

@atletienglish @Alookman_ Take care of our bro

Welcome to Atleti, Ademola Lookman! 🇳🇬👋

@_hafsat_paki @oku_yungx Ah, Oku don't go there o I'm not useless bro😁 Obviously she is tho

@oku_yungx U r a fool Worst than useless This catastrophe u r praying on Nigeria will befall u andU alone Bunch of clowns 🤡

Once you see “King” on their handle, just know they are useless.

@Real1_balogun Yeah you did! Was trying to reply the comment under your tweet

@KINGINDAVID But I mentioned it nah

Memphis Depay is the all-time top scorer of a nation that has produced Marco Van Basten, Robin Van Persie, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Patrick Kluivert etc. It always blows my mind. He has 108 caps which makes him fifth on record appearances for the Netherlands. By the end of the 2026 World Cup, barring any unforeseen circumstances, he'd be third at least, tied with Frank De Boer who had 112 caps. He made his debut 12 years ago which means he's played an average of 9 international games per calendar year. Super availability.