Steve V

@sebstradamus You should try these

omfg

One night back in 2k15 when they first left me and @TIPDRIZZY were pickled at the BB&G and decided we were gonna head to Long Island so we could say we saw a game at The Coliseum. Guess we'll never be able to say that. #Isles

@sebstradamus so cool that you use Fahrenheit

my buddy @KIauss would rather change his socks than his briefs in this weather... smdh

I got a buddy that named his son after the indie pop band Death Cab for Cutie

@tomaslammers Pepsi blue is back 🥳🥳

@sebstradamus I don't have any unfunny tweets !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱.

Where’s the “hide all of @KIauss’ unfunny tweets” function?

@sebstradamus Ive got pretty bad allerdeez

Nah, I’m gonna blame @KIauss

😳

@sebstradamus No 🍯

whoa, just heard China sanctioned @KIauss cause he was overheard saying anti-CCP rhetoric while his Huawei phone was listening

Is it the SS @sebstradamus ‘s mom?

My buddy @sebstradamus is probably down. He kinda looks like a nerd but could pass for a bass player.

@sebstradamus We should collab sometime.

I’m charging $25 per tweet per person. You scumbags have been getting away for too long without properly compensating me for my a1 shit.

@ShamanDurek me and my buddy @sebstradamus are saving up to go halfers on one of your sessions. 2021 is gonna be our year

@sebstradamus You want a 3D printed knuckle sangweech or au naturale??

If we’re lucky they’ll soon be able to 3D print @KIauss a brain

@chrisbosh Me and my buddy @DaRowwss will be camping out at our local Barnes & Noble the night before. Can’t wait!

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@sebstradamus When you have a good tweet I call it a “fluke”! 😂

Kinda racist of the media to call these new ‘rona strains “UK variant” and “South African variant” tbh. People might start calling it the flU-K soon.

@neiltyson my buddy @sebstradamus told me I need to cut back on the carbonated mineral waters cause they can cause osteoporosis. Any truth here?

@KIauss just made the switch to parler

@sebstradamus You should go for a long walk on a short pier!

ask me if a gaf apple

@ehhbrums @sebstradamus Don’t talk to Seb like that

@sebstradamus fucking ew

might say fuck it and drink two monster energy drinks today