The Stone

#1 on ur priority list after getting a gf should be putting ur boys onto her friends

Have not even scratched the surface yet

Some great looking gals here in Boston. Would never date a sox fan though

2% of us rich and the rest of these ni**as all milk it

Played some outdoor hoops today. Fried everybody. I can get used to this

I hate the Indians at the gym

@BetsPlease A compliment will empower you and any attitude will break your heart

A 40-year-old enthusiastic and unapologetic black woman has the power to make or break anyone’s day

Maybe they’re just working out together as friends 😁

It’s crazy that the hot girl from the gym that made eye contact with me last week brought a fake boyfriend with her today just to make me jealous

Drank too much water tonight and now can’t fall asleep. Have gotten up to piss 3 times in the last hour

@shrimpsizebets Yours is good one. I mean like a straight up SELFIE

@KJStone34 Changed mine the other day…

When a dude changes his Instagram pfp to a straight selfie you know he’s cooked

If you don’t evolve, you will be left behind. If you get left behind, you will be forgotten.

Got too big. Going to need to change my direction a little bit for longevity

I’m about go on a generational run that will change the trajectory of my entire life

I was gonna go on a cut but I fell back in love with eating. Got a couple months until summer anyway

Getting soft ghosted by a girl I like. Perfect timing for my first leg day in 5 months

Got scammed by a Pakistanian, fucked over by a Chinese woman, and on top of that my March madness champion just got bounced in the 2nd round. Also haven’t eaten in 10 hours. How is your night?

FUCK YOU @PayPal