Kyle O'Reilly

Thomas Tuchel after sabotaging that England squad

@Since71Blog @CheadleTownFC @CheadleStingers FAWNL north the home of underachievers where clubs find new ways of underachieving each season 😂 Just build proper well run football clubs like Huddersfield, Feds & Hull etc…

“The home of @CheadleTownFC will also become the new home of Stockport County Women as they begin a new chapter following their launch in February this year. As a result, @CheadleStingers first team will be disbanded.” Need some time to take stock of this.

Every General Election, Panini should bring out a parliament sticker album.

Bad toss to lose

@Blade00131 Well done gaffer ! 👏🏼 Great achievement considering some of the squads and resources in the league.

Champioooooneeees!!!!!! Wooohooow!!!

BREAKING: Drone that struck UK base in Cyprus not fired from Iran, says MoD. Iran latest ⬇️ trib.al/pqDgz7Q

🚨 WATCH: Ed Davey says British tax exiles in Dubai should now be made to pay tax in the UK "As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our Armed Forces just like the rest of us do"

Israeli-backed American contractors guarding Gaza aid centres are accused of firing on starving Palestinians and using stun grenades, according to an investigation. trib.al/6C0eJCJ

No surprises, that Peterborough United and Middlesbrough tie always seemed iffy.

Denis Irwin 🇮🇪

🇳🇴 Norway has been home to some memorable Man of the Match prizes lately. Bryne FK and Varhaug have been giving awards that honour the region's rural heritage. Jan de Boer (Bryne)- four trays of eggs Alex Kryger (Bryne) - a lamb Sondre Dvergsdal (Varhaug IL) - 23kg pig

The most Sunday League set piece you’ll ever see

He knows the club

Quite a leap to “we were going bust by Christmas” to “new £1bn stadium” the very next morning.

I've come back home and found Harry Redknapp has somehow got in and is trying to send a fax - I think I must have left the transfer window open.

The journalist's solicitors have sent legal papers to a pundit over a social media video

Tesco presenting creme eggs to me in January

Revealed… some of the names @Cobratate rejected for his new political party: First there was Andrew Rejects Social Erosion … then The West Against Terror … and finally Campaign Uniting Neanderthal Taxpayers. In the end he went with BRUV. 😎

“Alexa, show me the greatest post match interview of all time…”

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Canada begins run up as uninspiring centrist resigns.