lizzy (on break)

mondays arent so bad when u cant tell the days apart anymore

Why do I have to starve to get the body so many people have naturally

Dry humping makes it sound like I’m not wet as fuck

i hate being in school sm its like i have the word ‘loser’ printed on my forehead

how dead is that ass baby

If coochie wasn’t meant to be kissed, why it got lips then?

Extremely religious Man is a red Flag and an extremely religious Woman is dumb.

this app is so unserious and if YOU take it serious then ur a loser

it’s better to cum a shitload than to shit a cumload

i’m sorry but saying a LESBIAN can’t be with a MAN is not biphobic what the fuck

I support abortion because I should’ve been aborted

they saying 2am the new 10pm

people who call themselves gooners but don’t accept/support fetishes YOU ARE NOT A REAL GOONER YOU’RE A LARPER

twitter oomfs to lovers

Why are all of u 13 omg

I could never be a Diver bro id be petting all that fishes 🤦 🤲🐟

the CIA:

i was practising vape tricks until i snapped into reality wtf am i doing

yall 20+ year olds act like fucking freshly teenagers. i am perplexed when i see your age on your account. how are you so immature

i think april has been the worst fucking month for shedtwt - edtwt - and shtwt