The Devil is not amused.

@Kristinartz Nissan Kicks.

My husband won a bet & we have to name our cat after a car. Help me come up with a cute name.

@Airaxora You wanna fuck?

3 words better than “i love you”?

@givemetuesday Please do!

Can I post a sweaty pic or will everyone get mad at me

@jessicasimpclar Make myself cum.

Have sex with all my female friends What about you ?

@livelaughjduh It's actually called musk, my dear.

i fucking love armpit with a little bit of must. it’s like crack

@Airaxora red wine.

your gangster name is the colour of ur shirt and the last thing u drank. WHO are you?

@chrrysfw Forget the milk. I'll lap the sweat from your hair.

@KPrince86405 get the milk.

its like nobody even wants to use my armpit as a bowl for their cereal anymore??

@xaesfw I love the smell of hairy armpits.

@KPrince86405 like a pungent flower

i be sniffin my own armpits tbh

@CuriosityonX Please help us!!!

If you could send a message to an Alien civilization, what would you say?

@CuriosityonX Stay away from here.

@xaesfw Hell yeah. Me too!

getting drunk on a Tuesday can i get a hell yeah