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@NHLRussell There's not a rational Kings that HONESTLY thinks it's better to make the playoffs than to bottom out for a better draft pick....RIGHT? #EmbraceTheSuck #WelcomeToTheSuckfest

Kings will find themselves in a playoff spot with a win tonight against the Blues. No this is not an April Fools joke.

@ProcessISInc @KimKatieUSA You're a fucking moron.

@KimKatieUSA That is Premeditated by the red van. Had firearm ready to fire after provoking the car guy. Unfortunate for the car guy, he threw the first punch.

ICYMI Fort Wayne, Indiana A road rage encounter turned violent when 19-year-old Alex Mozee stepped out of his car, smashed Jason Henkle’s driver-side window, and punched him in the head. Feeling threatened, Henkle drew his handgun and fired several shots. He hit Mozee in the arm, but one round also struck an innocent bystander who was driving past in the left lane. Henkle was originally charged with criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, while Mozee faced a misdemeanor battery charge. Allen Superior Court has now dropped all charges against Henkle, citing Indiana’s Stand Your Ground law.

@Papa_P38 @JeffFletcherOCR Rendon for reinjured some watching this.

@JeffFletcherOCR He should not see the field again after that

For some reason, Yoan Moncada tried to tag the runner instead of just keeping his foot on the bag, which would have been an inning-ending DP. The next batter hit a 2-run single. The Angels are down 6-0 in the 3rd.

@MatthewWolfson2 @libsoftiktok He said that if his daughter was r@ped he would force her to have the baby. We can start there...

@libsoftiktok What did Charlie Kirk do that was so bad to make people so bitter toward him?

MAKE HIM FAMOUS 👇🏻

@SolomonFoskaay @ABC Pulling info from other sources is "diving deep"?

I dove deep into this breaking Tiger Woods rollover crash report that’s exploding on X - here are the key verified facts in concise points: The Incident: Tiger Woods was involved in a single-vehicle rollover crash Friday afternoon (March 27, 2026) in Jupiter Island, Florida. Location: Jupiter Island, Martin County, Florida — an affluent coastal area near his home in Jupiter. What Happened: According to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office, Woods’ vehicle rolled over. No other vehicles or people were involved. Current Status: - Tiger’s condition and any injuries have not been publicly released yet. - The crash is still under active investigation. - This is a developing story with limited details available so far. Context: This marks the second major rollover crash involving Tiger Woods. In February 2021, he suffered severe leg injuries in a high-speed single-car crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, California, that required multiple surgeries and a long recovery. Why It’s Going Viral: As one of the most recognizable athletes in the world, any incident involving Tiger immediately trends. Fans are flooding replies with concern, well-wishes, and jokes about his driving history. ABC News and the Martin County Sheriff’s Office are the primary sources confirming the event so far. Sending positive vibes to Tiger — hoping he’s okay and this turns out to be minor. Updates will come quickly as more info drops. Share to keep an eye on developments and send good energy his way ⛳️🙏 What’s your first reaction? Drop it below!!

JUST IN: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday afternoon, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said. His condition was not immediately clear. abcnews.link/Tk1imc0

@libsoftiktok I thought he'd regret not being taller...

Retiring Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino reveals one of his ONLY regrets to the NY Times: “I wish I’d caught even more illegal aliens” 🔥 BASED

@ByfieldForHart Holy fuck I just had a seizure reading that.

🚨 Ken Holland confirms the LA Kings are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a hockey team and the league began. Congratulations 🎉

@susanjsmith2 @RpsAgainstTrump @montypro 👢 👅

@RpsAgainstTrump @montypro The only thing I see is a woman resisting arrest and a crowd impeding the work of agents doing their duty. Every observing is not given the right of asking to see ID. And when making an arrest with resistance you contain the person first to preserve safety. Thankful for ICE

New footage shows ICE agents detaining a mother traveling with her young daughter at San Francisco International Airport. Witnesses repeatedly yelled “I don’t know who you are” as agents refused to show ID. What has America become?

@LaKingsNick Absolutely fucking not

If Holland needs to package Ceci with a 1st round pick to fix his mistake are you ok with that move? At this point I very much am. #GoKingsGo

@Viralvid_89 I've seen better acting in porn.

Rude woman gets instant karma.

@spittinchiclets That's a HUGE hit these days?

Ferraro jumps in after Hathaway lands a HUGE HIT on Celebrini 😡

@JesseASweeney @JillianMichaels @MadMadMadWorld_ @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom @MayorOfLA Went doesn't Trump do something since it's a federal program. You fucking window licker.

@JillianMichaels @MadMadMadWorld_ @CAgovernor Why doesn’t @GavinNewsom go to these places personally with @MayorOfLA and the CA AG and all the police they can spare? They must be getting kickbacks somehow, it is all too obvious once seen.

Will anyone be held responsible @CAgovernor

@JillianMichaels @CAgovernor You're a fucking idiot. It's a federal program.

@kaptaincrunk74 @GovPressOffice What exactly is a fraud stir? Fucking moron.

@GovPressOffice 210,000 likes on this comment. You're cooked Gavin. You do exactly what a fraud stir does.

WOW. Nick Shirley finds potential FRAUD in DONALD TRUMP’s FEDERAL Medicare system! Gavin Newsom imposed a moratorium on new hospice licenses beginning in 2021.

@NHLRussell Sooooo I should watch 1 and 2?

Holy shit

@JFreshHockey ACCIDENTAL!

#FlyTogether defenceman Radko Gudas has been given $5,000, the maximum allowable under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, for his accidental collision with #LeafsForever forward Auston Matthews.

@MAGAVoice Signing your own post on social media is pure comedy.

HOLY SHT 🚨 Donald Trump just ended Gov Gavin Newsom’s chance of EVER becoming President 🔥 “Black people are angry because he is obviously a r*cist” GOOD RIDDANCE

@OilersLib97 @ByfieldForHart @PuckReportNHL As a Kings fan, that was funny.

@ByfieldForHart @PuckReportNHL Kings fan doesn’t know puck who is shocked?

TRADE: #Smashville acquires forwards Massimo Rizzo and Dalton Bancroft from #NHLBruins for forward Navrin Mutter

@LADodgersMuse Than vs then strikes again.

Will Smith being more productive then Cal Raleigh 🤔

@IvyArunan1096 @AndrewKnollNHL Quick? Haha

@AndrewKnollNHL If the Kings don’t make it to the playoffs this year, management has no choice but to do a quick rebuild-retool going forward.

Remember when everyone criticized Lombardi for going in too deep to preserve/rekindle teams that had only a couple years earlier won two Cups and went to three conference finals? Is it suddenly worth stripping down the entire organization to maybe squeak into the playoffs?