kristina 🦆

@snerdy Nordstrom Rack! Great clearance section.

@Chloj23 So sorry Chloe ❤️ thinking of you

My heart has splintered at the loss of my little white shadow. After 9 years together it’s hard to fathom waking up every morning without him. You were a good, good boy, Buddy Joe. The absolute best ❤️

The feminine urge to send a thank you for the thank you note.

All of your smoke-free pet-free homes sound lame as hell

@WeAmMarshall Oh yeah grab some bags frozen fruit, i use strawberry or vanilla yogurt, a bag of chia seeds is fun, and some oat milk, no ice needed

Every damn time

@sadgrlsongsgwen 👏👏👏

Put this on my gravestone

@Chloj23 I second Procreate! Then just watch some tutorials on youtube to learn how to use all the features

I have an iPad, how do I draw on it, please I want to draw but not on paper

@imyourkatiek I got a flu shot and a moderna booster, it was a full 1 and 1/2 day of achey shivers low grade fever vibe and then i was totally better

Society is crumbling. come to this improv show i’m in Saturday night.

@smteague “Voice of reason” used to be my go-to but its a little prescriptive

What are your favorite other terms for “straightman”? Why is/is it not important to change this term in comedy culture?

@taylorcotter Pretty sure they just giggle

I’m in this show Saturday night! Tickets are going fast so grab one ASAP. We’re in full writing mode right now and I can already tell this one is going to be great. 🎃🎷🥸🧡

At the end of therapy today my therapist asked if I wanted to continue because things seem to be going really well and I was like omg no did you actually believe all that and immediately started crying. See ya next week, bestie ✌️

So proud of @taylorcotter! As if Pawtucket wasn’t already the center of the universe.

That my best friend, she a real sad witch

my bf just cooked an amazing meal and then asked if i wanted to lay down while he cleans up 😭 i know this doesnt belong on twitter but can u just be happy for me?

I’ve done some crazy shit in my day but going off antidepressants mid-pandemic really takes the cake. Still got it.