K. Webb Williams

Got bitten by a pelican today. That’s a first…

This may be a controversial opinion, but I believe the Reese’s Oreos are the first specialty Oreo that’s better than the original.

Wow. Go Auburn!

Laser cut wallet guitar pick card…

@elonmusk, I have to admit the free trial of FSD has convinced me it’s pretty cool. I can’t afford it, but I now want it!

Just had “The” flight experience. Weather delayed my flight, except the pilots made up for it and we landed on time. Then we sat on the tarmac until I missed my flight. Actually thought I was going to make it; ran to the next terminal but was five minutes late for boarding…

It happened. Just heard "All I want for Christmas is you" for the first time this season.

@Rainmaker1973 Know for a FACT I’ve driven the wrong way around that thing.

The Magic Roundabout in Swindon, UK was constructed in 1972 and is a ring junction consisting of five mini-roundabouts arranged in a circle around a sixth, central circle. Here is how it works: buff.ly/2XiuOPw

So we were discussing millennials at work the other day and one of the new kids asked (with all sincerity), “What do we call you people born in the 1900’s?

@geekouthsv at the #hsvexpo

Go on YouTube and look up Ray Stevens, “The Haircut Song”

So now I’m sitting here, praying that it looks okay!

You ever cut your own hair? I have no idea what the back of my head looks like right now, and I’ve got to go to work…