Karl

Moms Helping Moms group helps parents displaced by LA fires today.com/video/-moms-he… via @TODAYshow

SHES BACK!!

I think the most illogical part of “Crazy Stupid Love” is that people would be out let alone at a bar in LA in the pouring rain

Missing you buhbuh. Always 🐾

It’s come around the bend again. The same friend who got me the @Swiffer wet jet at 13 - has just been given a new and improved Wet Jet for her bridal shower by yours truly. She registered for it. Who wouldn’t?

A girl can dream!

@airfrance I’ve called multiple times received multiple confirmations and have been told I won’t even get my money back for a flight I did not accept. You booked the flight during my wedding and are not offering a solution. This is horrible and ruining my honeymoon.

@K_Dova Hi, @K_Dova. Thank you for reaching out to us. Please DM us your booking reference and the full name of the passenger/s, so we can assist you accordingly. We await your reply.

As my next rare tweet…. @Delta your movie selection is fireeee 🔥 as well as your service. Always. Fly. DELTA.

I’ve come to find that long term relationships are about spending most hours trying to decide what to watch together, and the other hours being mad at your significant other for watching shows without you…

Only think about “what ifs” when it’s what you you could do not what you could have done.

God bless John Travolta

That’s it. I’ve put stickers on everything. We are a @onepeloton household. I also might be 13 again....

Me : I can’t pull off this genX baggy jean... Friend : then what are you gonna do? {cue @ShowMeYourMumu bells} ✌🏽

Last night I discovered melatonin is like @AdvilRelief to me. What’s the point of 1? #doubleornothing

Eric : let’s look up recipes for the sea bass Me : if I knew how, I’d make it Chilean - you always hear about that... unless that’s where it’s from... Eric : .....it’s already Chilean Me : NAILED IT! That was easy.

Eric : grammatical question... Me: ya..? Eric : Unicorn... 😂

I was today years old when my future husband said “I’ve never seen Skrek 2” ....it’s not going well.

“Hey babe, did you want a special mask for tonight?” - the most 2020 thing ever said.

I should be walking down the aisle right now... oh well

Curiosity killed the cat. Thank god I’m not a cat just curious AF about toomuch #stillalive