K. Little
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K. Little
@K_Little333
A lot of sports, puns, and enough random bits of variety and intellect to keep me sane.
Katılım Mart 2020
96 Takip Edilen24 Takipçiler

I cannot go into any real description, but the doctor who found me said "We normally would do this in hospital with you under a general, but it's just you and me, and I need you to assist. Hold this, and don't let go." Later as I gathered my wits, I determined that the pain had, a color, a number, and a sound. I asked the doctor what that growling was. He replied "That was you, screaming." Holy hell. 👀
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@S_U_Network I wonder how many time the @AtlantaFalcons are mentioned 😂
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@Matt_Pinner *David Attenborough voice*...
"And here we see prank hotdogs in their natural environment".
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@KylePettitArt @honeymoon250 I know what a woman with two hands can do. I'm just trying to figure out what I want her to do with the third hand.
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@S_U_Network I played an entire 12-game season of Little League baseball without ever once being taken to get ice cream.
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