Kelly Roeschley

Me on drugs from wisdom teeth: *GPS gives directions* Don't listen to her mom you're an independent woman. You can go ANYWHERE you want.

@ElainaExe @taydertot Oh god not the Malort too 💀

last night when @taydertot colluded with my chat to make me chug nearly a gallon of water 🫩

@ElainaExe Croagunk/Toxicroak. Brock’s croagunk in the anime is just a silly little guy and he’s a fun typing to have in your team :) generally just cool looking.

HAPPY POKEMON DAY TELL ME WHO YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON IS AND WHY

@ElainaExe Being EST in 1998 with old Ela merch I’ve worn to ruins, I need this despite the Zucc Succ 😂

everyone once the new ElainaExe merch drops

@ElainaExe open.spotify.com/track/45tBj0Ah… A song for the trip back to remind you of good times 😂

he was worth the entire trip 🖤

More and more people are discovering the college cross country runner lifestyle.

LITTLE OLE CLEMSON MARCHES ON! 🤫👏 Elite 8 bound for the first time since 1980 🐾

everyone making their first bg3 character like

me: is kind to a child astarion and lae'zel:

@dylo_tweets WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

@ElainaAlt You should try fire watch if you haven’t yet!! It’s a gorgeous and calming game. Only takes like 2 hours to complete

i forgot what i'm supposed to stream today what are we feelin

Charlottesville has a fried chicken traffic problem.

Was convinced today to get a Be Real and I’ve never felt older trying to figure out how to work an app. Anyways lmk if you wanna be besties ty :)

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

The way Gen Z-ers be like 24 and ppl use It to talk about the 7 year old they know lmao

@addisonfreshley Nerd

Wordle 248 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Told myself I wasn’t gonna tweet about wordle but ~this~ is an exception

D3 has a 3:56 miler, but converted his time to 3:59 to promote modesty and remind him that academics come first.

GOTH MIKASA AND NERD ARMIN ANIMATED HELLO OH MY GOD???? #AttackonTitanFinalSeasonpart2 #AttackOntitan