K-Magic (plays keys)

My single “By Myself” featuring @mirandajoan_ is out today! Check my bio for the streaming link! @seanmullins on drums, mixed by me, mastered by Joshua Pleeter. More music on the way but blast this one at the beach for me!

I’m tired of having dandruff bro this shit has GOT to stop

It’s so funny to me that people are thirsting over Nathan Fielder. Every video he posts there’s like 10” comments about how they want him so bad. He is generationally funny I guess that’ll do it

Gary Bussy is one of my favorite actors

I wish Taco Bell made Tamales. A ho can dream

Ok I have an idea-turn the subway cars into those cool public bathrooms that clean themselves between uses. Like at the end of each subway line-jets of water shoot out with suds and clean the whole car automatically.

why does my phone keep asking me to grant permission to myself to paste in the search bar? Is there an epidemic of people getting their paste’s hacked or something? I’m sure there’s a legit answer but I don’t have time for that, I gotta work the coal mines fam

Feeling old is putting your 15 year old student on to Beach House

I love to put on earbuds when I’m on the street and pretend like I’m on the phone with someone-just start yappin like a Sims character

this app is such a hell hole wow. It’s like watching a dumpster fire.

I love when people act surprised by the weather-it’s still cold?? Wow it’s warm

I love online shopping edging. Just lookin at stuff you could buy for 3 hours and closing the browser weeeeee

it trips me out how all these outdoor clothing companies like Merrell are all so hip now. Literally used to be what your friend’s dad who likes to hike would wear.

Good luck to all the tiny desk submissions-all ten million of you. Pray for the ears of the staff going through all this stuff

They need to do Portlandia but in Bushwick-I swear I see the same archetypes all the time there. Either someone that looks like a dad/mom from the 80’s, insanely beautiful super model, or the weirdest dressed person you’ve ever seen

bro I got nothing to say

Trump’s head lookin like an oompa loompa I swear

@mattd0e Post this on IG lmaoo

@mattd0e Jesus-bro is actually getting shredded

One thing I’ve realized from medical appointments and having my doctor father look at their takes is that a lot of doctors suuuuucck. Or maybe it’s because I’m on medicaid. It’s scary out there for real

It’s so hard for me to find shoes I like now-when I go out I hardly see cool shoes. What’s happened to cool shoes or maybe my taste has changed?