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My white barber while I was getting a trim and we discussed Eid haircuts: “Sorry mate I don’t know how these Muslim barbers are willing to charge ~double just because it’s Eid, feels immoral and like you’re taking advantage of a religious ocassion” He’s spitting idc

@Israel F OFF

We wish Eid al-Fitr Mubarak to all our Muslim friends in Israel and around the world #EidMubarak. May this holiday bring peace, joy, and shared hope for brighter days ahead.

Having “proud zionist” in your bio whilst complaining about fuel prices… YOUR FUCKASS ZIONISM CAUSED THIS this is levels of idiocy you cannot even imagine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Have you noticed the "open play" stat has never been a thing until now. Media is starting to push their agendas

🚨 Garnacho:🗣️Leaving Manchester United for Chelsea already came with consequences… but getting dropped by Argentina? Yeah, I didn’t see it ending like this. 😳

@UTDkingsley Happy birthday my bro! Have a blessed one!

+1, A year older & wiser 🎂🎉🙏🏽

🚨Zlatan Ibrahimović on English Premier League teams getting bullied in the UEFA Champions League: “They spent more time mocking Manchester United for not qualifying for the Champions League than focusing on winning it. That’s why they fail. There’s a rule: never mock Manchester United… they never learn (laughs).”

If Barca cannot or will not stump up the £30M for Marcus Rashford simply tell them to f*** off.

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Manchester United are in ADVANCED talks to sign Newcastle captain Bruno Guimaraes for around €80 million. [@Reuters]

Im in tears this is the funniest community note of all time 😭😭😭😭

I’m still laughing bro😂😂😂

One broke on the scene scoring a 25 yarder past the leagues best keeper the the other beat mykolenko and put it into an open net 🙃

Yh she’s cooked

@CFCMods Its because the clowns signed all young talent loool What a waste of money

Spending €1 billion and having this as our backline in a Champions League knockout game is punishable by life in prison.

@DeadlineDayLive And then they sold him because he spoke about for palenstine

🚨 In 2018, many fans were emotional watching Heung-Min Son in tears after South Korea were eliminated from the World Cup in Russia. 😢🇰🇷⚽ At the time, it looked like the set-back would lead to him having to complete full military service in South Korea. 🪖 But just months later, Son helped his country win the Asian Games, which reduced his mandatory service to just three weeks. 🥇🇰🇷 In May 2020, he completed that service and even stood out as one of the best soldiers in his battalion, earning the Pilsung Award for finishing among the top five performers. 👏 He then went on to cement his legacy at Tottenham, becoming the third-highest scorer in the club’s history, the first Asian player ever to win the Premier League Golden Boot and a Europa League winner. 🏆🐓⚽

Arsenal fans spent the whole of yesterday slandering Bruno only for arguably their greatest player to crown him king the next day. Insane script. 😂😂

How he's managed to escape one until now is a mystery. Absolutely dirty player.

Chelsea fans don’t worry worse is coming😂

NO CHELSEA HATER WILL SKIP THIS POST😭❤️