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@TheEmmalez Welcome onboard bro. Even your pastor will do the assist when it's needful later every one go chop breakfast

Lmao, when I met my girlfriend, she said no séx before marriage. She was actually a v!rgin and untouched. I didn't even argue. It was a beautiful relationship. We dated for 2yrs and 5 months. I treated her so well. We didn't have any issues. I didn't even dispute her choices. One day I asked her if she will marry despite the fact that I'm not made yet. She said, we can always go up higher. I needed to secure this amazing woman because I don't want stories. She agreed. I met her parents. Took the list and did what I can. We did our wedding, Lol. Less than 100 guest. Strictly on invitation. Everything was less than 1m. We did our traditional wedding too. Our first night together? Ooh my God. If was a banger. It was painful for her at first but it was a work of 5hrs, we didnt sleep that night till next morning. Unlocking a door locked with an iron key is not easy. It was a night of both pain, open doors and memories. We've been married for 6 months now. And when I see other women on the road and at my work place, they're all looking like my fellow men to me because there is no woman that attracts me again except my wife. Everyday by 6pm,I rush home always just to go and see my babe because she is my life and she is always eager to see me too daily. It's our 6months marriage anniversary and I can't wait to do forever with her. Surprise? Lol. It's been a bliss being married. © Udeaja Chigozie Kingsley

@BaT_MaN_23 @grok She bought it for you so you can perform

Hey @grok what is this? I found it in my girlfriend’s pocket.

@obaofph01 Hail Hitler!

What's The Name Of This Wike's Signature Beard?

@US_SrAdvisorAF here are your Nigerian farmers and herders. Note the “farmers” are the ones on the ground. The “herders” are the ones with the AK-47s shooting into their lifeless bodies while shouting Allahu Akbar. Remember this while you enjoy the money you earn from Tinubu’s massive no bid contracts to your client. #EarthShaker

@babsoflondon Who be she sef?

“Forgive and forget, it was my past” Her past 👇

@kuntakinte565 @Tunde_OD Slave! Your father's

@Kachtalk1 @Tunde_OD Ode

This kid from Lesotho walked up to me during an event in Malawi and mentioned that his dream is to someday become a chess grandmaster. Told him to get his rating up to 1800 in the next one year, and I’ll sponsor him to New York for the ICN chess camp. Rooting for him to succeed.

@AsakyGRN Don't you realize that people are hungry? A hungry man is an angry man...

“I was a77ack3d yesterday on the street of Fela Shrine by some boys just because I was supporting APC and Tinubu 2027. They wound me and broke my windscreen.” — Music promoter, Ijoba Danny says.

@trigottista Harry don catch another hungry half empty fool

You hungry fools will learn by force 5500 naira worth animals

@iam_Mardiyyah It's not a choice because when algorithm brings it to ur timeline you don't know what's it's until it starts playing!

@Kachtalk1 It’s a choice to watch, actually.

Lowkey some men are like this 😭

@iam_Mardiyyah Girls no dey shame again

@VivianIfeomaOj Post their threat we will respond to them💪

Asari Tokumbo spent almost all his life insulting Igbo people, and his Ijaw people never told him to stop. I made a video and reciprocated the same energy, and Ijaw people flooded my DMs threatening me. Everyone knows what they are doing in this country.

@theboyisgreat @Adewale trust the process! Have patience 😄😂😬

May Jagadan succeed oloriburuku .

I hate nonsense!!!

@VivianIfeomaOj Dua father's! Continue with the good work 👌💪

@vian337 Eyaah!

@trigottista Hmmmm ! Press their beck Enough is enough!

The “one year to elections” card! Observing the dates and coincidences no be crime

@trigottista @PoliceNG Rogue police

Dear @PoliceNG Passport not found online Tomorrow morning, I will call the office to confirm.

@janetfunmi Then why are you looking for husband?

Name: Juliet Gender: Female Age: 28 Occupation: Entrepreneurer/ Braider/makeup-artist Location: Utah, USA State of Origin: Oyo state Status: Single No of Children. Nil Genotype: AA Religion: Christianity Qualifications: BSc. Industrial Chemistry Ideal Partner: I’m looking for a God-fearing, intentional, and emotionally mature man between the ages of 28 and 35. Loyalty is very important to me, so I want someone who values commitment and does not entertain cheating in any form. I appreciate a man who is respectful, consistent, and communicates clearly, someone who understands boundaries and is serious about building something meaningful. I want a relationship that is peaceful, honest, and aligned with my values. About me: I’m a God-loving woman who values peace, honesty, intelligence,and genuine connection. I’m very neat and I don’t play with my hygiene.I enjoy simple things, good conversations, and being around positive energy. I’m big on loyalty and respect, and I appreciate consistency. I’m looking to build something meaningful with someone who knows what he wants, emotionally mature, genuine and is ready for something real.