Ҝ ℵṳ𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖔ℵᾰ𝖙𝖔ṽ 𓁢 ☥

#المتحرش_احمد_بسام_ذكي send this to fuckin Hadia Ghaleb or whatever her name is.

@jakeshieldsajj Please share that pic again Jake 😂

He came and asked me to take the pic down of him with the mask and when I said no he started crying

Last year I made a joke about @arielhelwani being the only guy in Florida wearing a mask and that weirdo is still upset about it

And after winning did they have to run home?

You are such a piece of sh*t! I hope you stay in prison you greedy son of a bitch! And it’s spelt “threatening” not “treating” you uneducated, illiterate c*nt! @fernandlopez

@MzFightDiva40 My fav bit was The part where he picked up his leg n tried to take him down but got flattened on his back

@RobbieBarstool Which Italian job? Leon the prof and the rock are great

Which one of these movies that I’ve never seen should I watch after Dana White’s Contender Series tonight? Looking for fun action flick. P.S. Don’t give me any shit for not having seen these movies, I’m workin on it

@juannate10 @TheRock So Fuckin ugly can’t even post a pic by urself, gotta have someone next to u 🤣🤣

Bro, FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS UGLY SHOES! “project rock” 🤣🤣 GTFOH! #UFCVegas60 @TheRock

@juannate10 @TheRock My momma tells me “bro fuck your shoes”?? So did u buy his ugly ass shoes or is his dick n balls in ur mouth?? Also YOU should be the LAAAAST person to talk about faces 🤣🤣🤣 mfr your nose is the same size as ur oversized forehead. Bitch ass!

How many times has Aspen Ladd missed weight now?

Finally! After 15 years of using iPhone’s predictive text (since 2007), it finally gets me. today it happened. My phone corrected “butch” to “bitch” and “ducking” to “fucking”!! I’m so proud. #iPhone #iOS16

@jakeshieldsajj @dillondanis @theufcbaddy Haha cuz Conor’s not around and he doesn’t have 75k. What else could he do? 🤣🤣

@dillondanis @theufcbaddy Why are you reposting the picture I sent you?

hey @theufcbaddy we both put up 75k each in escrow and do a grappling match winner takes all you in?

You’re 18-16 in the sport you’re known for. @jakeshieldsajj absolutely whipped your ass. A bouncer took u down choked u out n made u tap like the bitch u are. And even Twitter saw that n made you a joke. Oh btw, your mom called looking for you. @dillondanis

Haha damn! Who woulda thought. Well that’s Nate being Nate. Won’t even act like he getting beat up by a guy he considers soft 🤣🤣. @TheNotoriousMMA did u know u were the second choice? That’s gotta sting huh? 🤣

4 extremely important questions I ask myself every year. I advise u to do the same or at least try answering them now. Who are u and what is ur value? What is ur purpose here in life? What is your destiny when you’re done here? What is the legacy you want to leave behind?

I’m sorry, but all bitxhes are gold diggers it’s just some of them are better at hiding the shovel.

If you really wanna know the caliber of woman you’re with, wait till she starts making more money than you. That’s when they show they true colors.

Boss:*puts head thru the door* Hey K, you’re gonna be taking a surprise drug test today. Me: HAH! Jokes on you habeeby! I know all the drugs. Boss:

Always does.

Some poor sap seriously wrote an ENTIRE article just to say that it’s pronounced Kruger