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No one: Gandalf: shut the fuck up Pippin

I’m dead 😂⚰️

I am once again here to tell you, Gomez energy or GTFO

If you have issues opening up to your family it will warm you to know I told my grandmother I was struggling with my mental health and she said “it’s good for you, it’s keeping the weight off” 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻

@dsaldarriagax Masochism or whatever

@dsaldarriagax Life is better suffering together

Is Twitter still a good place for aggressive musings about life’s inherent suffering? Asking for 2023 me.

Man I used to be so funny. I should go back to suffering

I just wrote a review on Signature CBD Cartridges - Pineapple Express yotpo.com/go/g5xLfjRC via @yotpo

But I’m both

This is my Parks and Rec audition.

@Disney can you just buy @Sony so we can have spider man? Thanks.

@omgthatspunny @kelseyyjn @bobbyWhenHeSaidMathIsMagic

@juliar1313 @TFLN @sadiecoooper

boy!!! girl!!!! guy!!!!

What the plate of nachos sees when I’m trying to decide which one I’m going to pick to eat.

People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural. They died, Carol. A lot of people died.

If you put “lmao” after every sentence in a text you’re a psycho and I assume you have crazy eyes