Gachugs 🍊

IEBC wanifungulie nipige kura yangu sahi sahi

There’s nothing like Friday traffic Honestly in a category of its own

Nothing is going right in this country right now🤦‍♂️

Sometimes I wonder if Nigeria has the necessary documents to be a country😌

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Me enjoying the 5 minutes of peace I scheduled for myself, regardless of what’s happening in my life.

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

please, get addicted to thinking positively in your life.

A difficult conversation hates to see me coming fr😂😂😂

Oh that divaaaa🫦🫦

my issue with exercise is you must do it forever

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

nobody: me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

The most romantic thing you can do when you’re in love with someone is giving them room to just exist, they do not belong to you

Do you ever touch your laundry when you think it’s dry and ask: “are you just cold or are you wet?”

if i’m being honest, i'm not a go with the flow person by any means. i like plans, structure, certainty, confirmation.

When your time comes, even baskets will hold water for you