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@redsteeze Much like your career eh?

Thank god Claude Lemieux wasn't alive to see that game.

@DavidLeavitt Just saying 'Im not gay but' means you probably are gay and in the closet

If you have to say “this isn’t me being gay” after wrongfully claiming men are more attractive than women then chances are you’re not just gay but gay AND homophobic

@historigins That is Jimmy Kimmel, not Norton. Stop using shitty ai and you won't look like a moron

John Krasinski once shared one of the funniest celebrity travel stories during his appearance on The Graham Norton Show, and fans still love it years later. While going through customs in London to visit his wife, Emily Blunt, a customs officer recognized him from "The Office" and casually asked him why he was in the UK. When Krasinski replied that he was visiting his wife, the officer asked who he was married to. According to the story, the moment Krasinski answered “Emily Blunt,” the officer stopped stamping his passport, looked up in complete surprise, and said, “You?” before asking if he was serious. The funny story went viral instantly thanks to Krasinski’s self-deprecating humor and the couple’s famous and endearing dynamic. After more than a decade of marriage, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt remain one of Hollywood’s most beloved celebrity couples.

@TheInternetFish Are they going to go make omlets?

The second one is so polite omg

@mjeichinger Yes you are crazy

Am I crazy to think a 5 year suspension for a 12 year old who did what his father/the coach told him to do is extreme and unfair? I get he should know better, but that’s an impossible spot for a 12 year old to be put in. The dad is the issue here.

@FlaggMavs Misusing information gleaned from a professional encounter to attempt to get his dick wet is wildly inappropriate. Losing the job is what should happen. She never had the choice to NOT give him her number. Your take is fucked up in so many ways, it is unbelievable. Fuck off

And women wonder why men don’t approach them anymore. This man did nothing inappropriate. All he did was shoot his shot respectfully and you’re clowning him online. Modern women are the death to society.

@catsareblessing First I'd stop him

WOULD YOU REPORT YOUR NEIGHBOR IF YOU SAW THEM ABUSING THEIR CAT, EVEN IF IT MADE THINGS UNCOMFORTABLE?

@godknowsdgj1 Just weird

Now this is some next-level dedication to alcohol 😭👇

@RightWingCope Too true

dudes will post this shit online and then SWEAR it's the Jew's fault they can't find a job despite owing child support to their ex wife (the Jews also made her leave him)

@catsareblessing Yes

WOULD YOU STAY AT A HOTEL THAT PROVIDES WARM BLANKETS AND MEALS FOR STRAY ANIMALS?

@WildestOfHunts Misusing information gleaned from a professional encounter to attempt to get his dick wet is wildly inappropriate. Losing the job is what should happen. She never had the choice to NOT give him her number. Your take is fucked up in so many ways, it is unbelievable. Fuck off

Grow UP! You didn't have to share this, you could've just settled it privately, but no, you are actively contributing in the reason why men have a disdain for women, I swear you female Vtubers are actually one of the worst type of women on the internet! I hope you can change.

@Uzonna7 Better Call Saul was better than Breaking Bad

Bryan Cranston produced Sneaky Pete right after Breaking Bad, and honestly? Giovanni Ribisi played a better con man than Walter White ever could. Every single episode feels like walking a tightrope over a pit of angry mobsters. 🎬🎥 Sneaky Pete 🔥♥️

@indexnforgetit Misusing information gleaned from a professional encounter to attempt to get his dick wet is wildly inappropriate. Losing the job is what should happen. She never had the choice to NOT give him her number. Your take is fucked up in so many ways, it is unbelievable

Women will wonder why the birth rate is so low then instead of saying “sorry I’m not interested” will share this with millions and get the guy fired

@GarrettPetersen Misusing information gleaned from a professional encounter to attempt to get his dick wet is wildly inappropriate. Losing the job is what should happen. She never had the choice to NOT give him her number. Your take is fucked up in so many ways, it is unbelievable

I want everyone condemning the guy to spell out exactly when and how it is OK for men to ask women out. I guarantee a lot of you have an implicit "only swiping apps" rule and don't even know it because the other avenues all closed piecemeal.

@h3rv3ikee Put a fucking table there so I can set my fucking drink down you chud

Pourquoi, dans certaines maisons, on laisse cette espace au lieu de pousser simplement le divan jusqu’au fond du mur ?

@PetersenWill Thinking that that one trade caused all this is peak stupidity

Mikko Rantanen: Home Martin Necas: Home Avalanche: Eliminated Stars: Eliminated Hurricanes: Stanley Cup Final Who would’ve thought that Carolina was going to win this whole saga?

@buttercupcos2 I only know what I feed them...

What are they feeding these goth girls…

@viotubing @Asmongold It was a good time for the fucking moron to come out of the closet

right before pride month too 💕

@Engxxxge Misusing information gleaned from a professional encounter to attempt to get his dick wet is wildly inappropriate. Losing the job is what should happen. She never had the choice to NOT give him her number.

The replies saying she’s overreacting to a dude stealing her number from the database at his job to hit on her are insane. If you think it’s okay to take someone’s personal info without their knowledge, you are a fucking creep and should be taken out back.

@LilyLouTV DD

Guess my height :3