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have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you're like wow ok great I'm fuvking ugly too

My tits too far apart for cleavage

Even GTA lacks perpetuıal license btw thats why the re-release of old GTA games replaces music. The amount of money behind this "game" is truly insane.

Not even Rockstar Games can secure perpetual licenses, which all but confirms this game is a plant of some variety. You just don’t get this treatment as an “indie project.”

colorado avalanche kill carter hart and you won’t be reincarnated as a lotus flower but you’ll be moved to a less torturous circle of hell than the one you’re currently bound for

Bad acting in TV doesn’t affect me much because one of my fav shows during my teen years was Teen Wolf

in bloodborne you’ll drink a woman’s blood then kill her and her child right after she gives birth and eat the umbilical cord and then be asked by a 35 year old man what any of that has to do with women

unfortunately i am not a cutesy girl gamer i will tell you to kill yourself

Happy 10th anniversary to vagina bones

RIP bradley james beautiful roman nose we miss you

does something change in your brain when you become a parent that allows you to tolerate the sound of children crying or are you all just fuckin miserable

Still watching the playoffs after my team got eliminated and it’s just like Who the fuck are these guys on my TV

I thought i was incurably anhedonic and depressed and antisocial and it turns out all I had to do was stop smoking pot 24/7

did anyone else start on fanfiction dot net…

you ever think about how halsey made an entire body horror album about girlhood/motherhood/pregnancy so good it is a career highlight and then filmed an hour long imax movie that had showings globally to accompany it all while pregnant herself and people just...paid it dust?

I am sexually attracted to dudes with glasses that hold microphones in front of green screens in Youtube videos. Like oh yes nerd boy, explain the healthcare system of Skyrim to me. Do a deep dive into the history of rice as an artistic medium. I *will* be using the strap tonight

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

celebrini was 4th in the league for most points right under mackinnon and broke san jose's record for most points in a single season. he completely changed a team that finished last place in the league a few years back and now almost made the playoffs so CELEBRINI GOT SNUBBED

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