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anyone who thinks we should #shrinkthegame can #garglemyballs

actively blocking people who think autism is a negative diagnosis and that’s all i’m saying about it.

GUYS LOOK WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL

first holiday in 16 years they can actually be a couple btw

haha no its fine really

A lot of people need to learn how to actually like sports again. Centering everything around combat or having the best take on everything is silly. You not only sound stupid because you can’t allow insight to ruin an extreme position, but you sound like a joyless dork.

dans smile lines being so prominent here because of phil and the fact that they’re a result of the years he’s spent laughing alongside him like whatever man

he wants to show u his very special talent everyone be nice to him pls

this is absolutely killing me

Love those vacation screenshots. Their crows feet look just like the cat whiskers. Just an evolved symbol of their bond. Of their years of joy and laughter together. Whatever. It’s not like it affects me.

Best news I’ve seen all day

mr. irreplaceable is finally back home

let's all just kill ourselves. we should all just kill ourselves idk. what if we all just kill ourselves

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It’s a dead wife resurrection like I’ve never seen before

also having a library card means you can access stuff like BorrowBox and Libby which mean you can borrow ebooks and audiobooks for FREE!

lol figures. That's the end of this discourse, it's a new week