Iyke Jeshurun

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Iyke Jeshurun

@Kaiser_Jeshurun

A son of the Most High! || Creative Graphic Designer || Emperor!

Nigeria Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@TobiAjayi15 Heh... This is all shades of improper. Whether she's married or not. This punishment is meant for children, no? If you punish my wife like this... You can't even punish my wife like this sef. The orientation that my mum and sisters will give her first of all won't let her accept.
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Theprolificthobby
Theprolificthobby@TobiAjayi15·
As a man, imagine you went to visit your newly wedded wife at the place where she’s learning hairdressing. On getting there, you meet her kneeling down like this. You’re confused, so you ask her why she’s on her knees, and she tells you her boss instructed her to do so as a punishment. Tell me, what are you going to do next?
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The small chops lady 💗
The small chops lady 💗@miss_she_du·
A male colleague sent me a message ‘Hi Seyi please…’ I responded ‘okay Femi. I will get it done. He then responds, I’m ’Mr. Femi and not Femi’ so I responded too that ‘I’m Mrs. Oluwabiyi and not Seyi’ Aura for what again? 😂😂😂😂
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Ikigai
Ikigai@coracoid_one·
Two things are sure in this life: 1. Death 2. Arsenal bottling the league
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@Beautyugo1 @statesman04 @osemagnum Well, for those that have tried and don't want to keep racking up a body count. Lo hice, y sinceramente, ojalá hubiera esperado hasta después de casarme. Like you said, it's safest to wait. There's no benefit, just forfeited peace
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@Beautyugo1 @statesman04 @osemagnum Fact! Besides, all this talk about sexual compatibility, can't they just have a discussion about it? A: I like this, I enjoy that. B: I like this instead, that is a no go for me. Do they really have to go experiment it first? Anyhoo, what do I know?
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Beauty #WID
Beauty #WID@Beautyugo1·
@statesman04 @osemagnum That compatibility talk is the issue How is compatibility in the equation when you've had no experience? People start this compatibility talk because they have experience.... Two people that are chaste marry and learn together. There's no template, just an open slate
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M. Walter RN
M. Walter RN@themaxwalter·
One of man’s biggest enemies is the “cheerleader”. The friend who praises everything you do, right or wrong. They never point out your flaws or push you to improve. With them, you’re always right… and that’s the real danger
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@SwillOsanebi @__CD2 I might be wrong but I think the interest is added daily. 1% of ₦4700 will amount to ₦4,704.7 Then the next one is most likely 1% of ₦4,704.7. I'm not sure it should be up to ₦1m but the amount due is bound to increase drastically over the course of the 4 years.
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Osanebi God'swill
Osanebi God'swill@SwillOsanebi·
@__CD2 It's not even possible, at a 200% per annum interest. It still won't get to quarter that amount
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CD2@__CD2·
So a guy borrowed 4,700 from Opay 4 years ago and didn’t payback then, now he’s to payback 1.6m?😂😂
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Adedoyin of KMF 🌹
Adedoyin of KMF 🌹@El_Doyin·
I was talking to someone yesterday and unconsciously I said “in my early twenties” After about a minute, my head processed that statement. Screams and shouts in unmarried old age 😭 What?????? 😭 How and when did I get here??? 😩
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@El_Doyin Bruh! I was talking to someone yesterday, and the person said something along the lines of boys are stupid. I frowned, and she looked at me and asked "are you a boy?" I paused. My brain short-circuited. Then it hit me. I'm old. My unmarried self is still thinking I'm a boy😭😂
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@_ydk_lexa @somaaobiekwe @_chiceeeyyy You'll be surprised at the number of people that will vote for him in the next election. Many of them will be those that said they won't vote for him because of how bad the country is. It's really sad...
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Sarah.Obiekwe
Sarah.Obiekwe@somaaobiekwe·
You’re a big disgrace. Resign you piece of shit
Bola Ahmed Tinubu@officialABAT

The recent news from Maiduguri, Borno State, is profoundly upsetting. I mourn those who lost their lives, sympathise with the injured and stand in solidarity with the people of Borno during this challenging time. I want to make it categorically clear that these acts of terror are the final desperate and frantic attempts by criminals and terrorist elements trying to instil and spread fear, as they are under constant pressure from our brave armed forces and security agencies operating in various theatres. We will continue to intensify our efforts against all criminal elements, wherever they may be. I must commend the courage and fighting spirit of our patriotic troops who successfully repelled the coordinated attacks by these terrorists on military positions in the state. The Monday attacks were desperate acts of the evil-minded terrorist groups. Our gallant military and civilian task forces will curtail and put them down. Just last weekend, during a security meeting with leaders of security and intelligence agencies, I approved additional equipment and operational support to enhance their capabilities. This effort is already in progress. Additionally, I have directed security chiefs to move to Maiduguri to take charge of the situation. I have also directed the emergency agencies to provide proper care for the injured. There is no place in Nigeria where terrorists will find safety. We will locate them, confront them, and completely defeat them. Nigeria will not succumb to fear. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, President & Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces Federal Republic of Nigeria

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Xiaomi@Xiaomi·
Switch smoothly. Sync instantly. Stay in the flow. With Xiaomi Pad 8 Series, your device and tablet move as one.
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SunBloom☀️❤️
SunBloom☀️❤️@Sunbeamrise·
You people are marrying each other but you didn't discuss church that you'll be attending as a MARRIED COUPLE and you are Christians? This is the kind of thing that makes me crash out. And why are you marrying someone that you cannot attend their church?
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@El_Doyin Omo... E nor easy for Ezekiel. No network just good again
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Adedoyin of KMF 🌹
Adedoyin of KMF 🌹@El_Doyin·
To buy data is human, To get network is divine 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@El_Doyin 3 years later and I've found myself in this position...🥲
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Adedoyin of KMF 🌹
Adedoyin of KMF 🌹@El_Doyin·
You know that feeling; - When you wake up expecting to see a message from them - Expecting to get a quick reply to your messages from them - When chatting with that person gives you so much joy - When you smile at the thought of them Congratulations, You’re in love oo 😂😂
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Manu Sisti
Manu Sisti@Manu_Sisti·
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Iyke Jeshurun
Iyke Jeshurun@Kaiser_Jeshurun·
@HonestarsenalF This is wrong. Two wrongs don't make a right. As for those supporting this act, it's all fun and games until it hits close to home. When it happens to you, accept the 300k and find peace.
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AYOMIPOSI 👑
AYOMIPOSI 👑@HonestarsenalF·
This short let apartment was rented for (2 days) by some guys. After they checked out, the management inspected the place and found it completely messed up. They even broke the TV. When they called the person who rented it, he said the service was bad…that there was no electricity throughout the night, some of the ACs were not working perfectly, and they paid ₦700k per day plus ₦300k as a maintenance fee. The guy said they don’t want the maintenance fee back and that the management should use it to repair the damage. Should the apartment management get them arrested, or were the services truly that bad?
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AYOMIPOSI 👑@HonestarsenalF

Renting a short let apartment and vandalizing it just because you were unhappy with some services is wrong…It’s a destroyer mentality.

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