Kaj-Erik Eriksen®️

Mark my words; I will move out of the city, join a volunteer fire department, take up curling and become a lavender farmer.

@Orwellsghost28 Cool. Destroy a store because you pussies can’t use your words.

@nicksortor @elonmusk Oh good, the pseudo intellectual human thumb has spoken.

🚨 #BREAKING: Joe Rogan has officially endorsed Donald Trump for President, saying @elonmusk “makes the best case for Trump I’ve ever heard.” LFG!!! 🔥 VOTE!

@PopCrave Or could just be symbolic. A fat creature eating junk food. I’m surprised the hippo didn’t have a coke…

Moo Deng predicts Donald Trump will win US Election. The famous baby hippo was presented with separate cakes featuring both candidates names, ultimately choosing to eat the Trump cake.

@leia0rgana @Xcellent78 @TheTweetOfGod It’s what this dude has: Tiny Dick Syndrome

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

@TheTweetOfGod 🎶 and he’s always burning from the syphilis he’s earning🎶

@WigtonRobert @JeffforUSA Awe, you think this story is true. You gullible twit.

@JeffforUSA I would have charged her with robbery snatch, then let her plea to simple assault & theft! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm so done with those idiots.

So… walking through the Detroit airport with my trump hat on. Some crazy bitch walked by and swiped the hat off my head. I shit you not. Little did she know a very large Detroit airport cop was literally 10 feet behind her. He immediately threw cuffs on her and asked me if I wanted to press charges. The terror and tears in her eyes was pathetic. I stared at her and simply said “ officer, I believe this action is only partially her fault. You see, She suffers from an illness called Trump Derangement Syndrome. It is characterized by an ill begotten sustain for a former president, perpetuated by a complicit media. She actually thanked me and gave me a hug Did we turn a blue lunatic red? Who knows, but at least she now knows there are decent human beings who support Donald J Trump!

@JeffforUSA I will take “things that absolutely never fucking happened” for $600, Alex.

@bennyjohnson Maybe it’s because you’re a traitorous Russian asset.

🚨 WOW: Kamala Harris staff just CALLED THE COPS on me for standing peacefully inside a Kamala Rally. Didn’t bother anyone. Didn’t even talk to anyone. Kamala staffers were literally *shaking* at my presence. One had my X profile open on their phone. Cops were totally confused:

@ryjlocal You are out of your mind you traitorous fuck.

A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for world peace. Get to the polls and make it a reality.

@realDonaldTrump You wouldn’t know a real patriot if they kicked you in your mushroom dick.

It was hardworking PATRIOTS like you who built this Country—and 3 days from now, it is hardworking PATRIOTS like you who are going to SAVE our Country! THANK YOU, VIRGINIA!

@creepydotorg Chunk Norris

Steven Seagal apparently in Kursk Oblast.

@LeedsBlack @TheGoodLiars Ole Tex here might want to brush up on the flag code of the country he’s living in.

@TheGoodLiars Ole Tex here might want to consider a wardrobe that coincides with the century he’s living in.

This person said Trump is not a fascist but he wants Trump to use the military to arrest everyone in Washington.

Holy crap! The treats went quick so I had to figure out more for the kids…

Happy #Halloween! All ready to go!

@PayneGangRL @mindymeep @CalltoActivism Shut the fuck up you inbred swine.

@mindymeep @CalltoActivism Why would he be arrested? Someone assaults him at 42 seconds lol

This piece of shit harassed poll workers and had a full meltdown at a South Carolina voting location when he was told he couldn’t wear a campaign hat inside the voting location (which is the law). I hope his wife votes for Kamala.

@RexChapman @BrentTerhune Amazing

He drove Trump’s garbage truck

@johnny_bottlez @BrentTerhune I was the garbage man riding on the back of the truck and I can vouch for him. It was absolutely him.

@BrentTerhune I saw the guy who drove the truck being interviewed on Fox News, and it wasn't you.

@BrentTerhune Brent, you have outdone yourself! Amazing. 😂😂😂

@sues86453 @HustleBitch_ I read this tweet in the most whiny voice imaginable.

@HustleBitch_ Please Report this to Elons Election Integrity Committee.

🚨 #BREAKING: THE ELECTION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED ⚠️ABC television just aired the 2024 Election RESULTS on ESPN live tv during Formula 1 ⚠️ABC and affiliates showed Kamala Harris victory on screen. ⚠️They are going to pull the same sh*t AGAIN!

@herostoryrory 😂😂😂 now you’re talkin’!

@KajEriksen I'd still drive one. But it would have to have a hemi.

I always love starting my day out by pointing and laughing at some dork in a #CyberTruck! #Blessed