Kalel 🐱

kinda dark… but sometimes i’ll listen to a song as if it’s the last song i’ll ever hear. i can’t explain the odd feeling that washes over me when the final note plays… but it’s special. music is truly such a beautiful part of the human experience.

pov: your cat loves her toy so much that she brings it to you & cries- even when you’re in the shower 😆

hey food delivery apps- if you’re going to charge people $3 to have their food come *directly* to them… how about you also consider crediting us $3 for every stop the driver makes? lol

@soundlyawake lmfaooooo

Tell me why I’m walking down the street, wearing a mask, and a guy slows down, honks his horn, and screams “FUCK YOU, MASK.”

@ArtByAppi 😻😻😻

@KalelKitten I’m married and my background is my cat. Lol..I mean look at this handsome boy

I’m just sitting here thinking... have I ever really been in love? Because I’ve never changed my phone background from my cats to my man 🤭

WOOWWW, my jaw dropped when I saw “BIGBANG” on that coachella line-up... CRAZY! I might have to turn up for that comeback. Anyone else going? 😝

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)

when you spent the year single and realize your entire photo album is just you holding your cats 🤣

@quirkytitle thank you ❤️

@KalelKitten I believe in you :)

So many people who are struggling just need someone who believes in them and their potential. Just a reminder to make sure you give out love and support to those who need it ❤️

@tanamongeau too damn long I’ll tell you that

how long do you lay awake before you fall asleep?

@_morganadams_ get it girrrrrl 💪🏼

I’m posting a video today that I’ve been working on for the past month that’s different from anything I’ve done before. I’m v nervous and also v excited and I hope you like it :,) it’s 1 of 2. See you soon ❤️

junk food addict logic: i have to eat all of this so i can't eat it anymore

my kitten has already managed to take on my personality 😅 #donewithlife

@NeilShubin 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@TimothyDeLaG my heartttttt 💔😭

Wtf someone cut and stole my mom’s plans last night. She loves those plants. Who tf steals plants!?

Random thought: I wonder what the first song ever sung was about? We have no way of knowing, but it’s really interesting to think about how one day someone thought of singing their feelings instead of speaking.

Honestly, there needs to be a girl pact that if you’re ever out and you see a boy trying (& failing) to be his girl’s insta photographer, you just gotta swoop in and help a sister out.

@GloFoods @HumanTimothy seriously fuck off

He drinks his own urine, he starves himself for 30 days, he takes hallucinogenic drugs, and then blames his poor health on veganism. Never have we lost respect for someone so fast! @HumanTimothy