Kaliann

"Maturity" is when your hepatotoxin of choice is an NSAID rather than an alcohol.

Why is the animal naming committee so judgy? If you're not a magnificent bird of paradise, you're a warty oreo.

I'm considering starting a chapter of Overthinkers Anonymous, but I need to dither obsessively for a few more years.

Watching the GOP try to repeal Obamacare is like watching a drunk guy trying to get an erection big enough to put a condom on.

📈'Feminism' is defined as "the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities." merriam-webster.com/news-trend-wat…

NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did. TRUMP: Hold my beer. NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer

A MAN WITH A GUN TRIED TO ROB A SEX TOY SHOP AND THE EMPLOYEES THREW DILDOS AT HIM AND THERE'S VIDEO MERRY CHRISTMAS abc7.com/news/armed-rob…

@PatrickRothfuss I think you have secret fans in the book-loving world of my favorite Dictionary-based Twitter account. twitter.com/MerriamWebster…

First time presenting to the public on science. No one booed! #zombies #publichealth

White progressives: Stop deferring responsibility. Start doing the work that's not safe for us to do feministing.com/2016/11/11/hey… by @fudgeposner

sometimes the election gets me down. but then, cheese.

As far as I can tell, literally the only site that has reported on this is Boing Boing. wtg media. (also actual wtg to @doctorow) twitter.com/SaveManning/st…

@311dcgov Possible downed power line at 14th and Allison NW

@thepocketmandy also you got a hot date that can snark-snipe or hold your flower as the situation requires.

@NPRGoatsandSoda And it's unclear whether the relevant chigger is new to Chile or the bacterium is new and spreading in native vectors.

@NPRGoatsandSoda 💜 you folks tons, but Orientia is the bacterium, not the chigger.

@PatrickRothfuss The phrasal transitive verb I recommend here is "to run train on."

We recognize 3 spellings of 'argh': argh, aargh, and aaargh. #amediting merriam-webster.com/dictionary/argh