Kali

Relentlessly anxious and miserable 🙄

The universe is not on my side at the moment

How come frozen got a sequel and not ratatouille. “Frozen 2” don’t even sound good. But...rataTWOille, my lord!! practically writes itself.

I don’t think my mind, body or soul is ready for December. Soz in advance liver

Haven’t been out in FOREVER. Cannot wait for a drink with my girl tonight @KaliJack_ 🍸

@BeffCrook Ffs I will I know the whole song

@kcrae_ 💖💖

How have you been gone 3 months 💔

@matthewdono13 @kcrae_ you

So yesterday I blew out a candle and wax went all over my face and today I was doing a house tour and I fell down the stairs hahahahahahaa yup USA

@LillieSemmens You can have my body any time you like bby

@KaliJack_ I’ll take your body if that’s ok?

I neeeeeed something good to come out of this week otherwise I’m officially done with my life, someone else can have it x

Why do I just want to get drunk whenever the suns out 😂

@mossymugler @BeffCrook

Me in 2008 posing for my new Facebook profile picture

Bored of being emotional all the time. I need a spiritual experience

Here’s a thread for words of 23 emotions that people feel but can’t explain

@_gzuz Mate I’d have done the same

I have genuinely just stopped my car whilst driving to let a hedgehog cross the fucking road, my mind is blown😩🦔

@_gzuz Grim AF mate

@KaliJack_ No mans land 🤯😂

Gosport gives me the heebiejeebies

I need a holiday so fucking bad

@LillieSemmens I will be your cuddle person for the next 10 days xo

@KaliJack_ Honestly Kal, lil lost me

Urgh Mhari goes away for ten days today and I’m not ready