Kalt_0

why settle for less when you can settle for four

you die in the clearance section of old navy you die in real life

im lowkey constipated

what do you mean it's unreasonable to have been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, im not gonna apologize for my tight youthful asshole i'll shit for as long as i damn need

$1 mpreg fanfiction vs $1000 mpreg fanfiction

what's fappening guys

i would like to apologize to the person who i bumped into whilst turning a corner, and then instead of flinching back i somehow flinched forward into you again, and then you said sorry, and then i walked away, too stunned by my lack of basic motor function to respond

just had the sudden urge to change my discord status to "days without beating my shit crazy style: 0" and then just never changing it i will continue fighting but this may be a losing battle

@azuradoggo is this asia lore

someone should make a brand of viagra called "penis envy" and a matching set of lube called "the freudian slip"

always wondered why urinals needed such a bigass backboard until just now where i witnessed an absolute giggler at the wheel

change girl boobs to goobs

leading on my colleges like why you still emailing me? just cuz i applied? desperate behavior

i wanna find a christian who isnt homophobic but it genuinely convinced god will send them to hell and is trying to save them

@skulldragon233 YIPPEE

I'm going to get back into posting - my account isn't dead!

racism is stupid you can't change your race bring back ostracization of c-section babies

sigmund freud vs 1 billion lesbians

☺️ pick 🔪

Giving thanks to The Wiggles for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to The Shimmie Shake!. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2JY5qzE…

@TheWiggles immaculate

So… how’s everyone’s #spotifywrapped looking today?