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Hear me out…. Lily Rose Depp in a live action Corpse Bride. 😍

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

People were rightly upset about Biden's age and then turned around and voted in another 78 year old. Get the fuck outta here man.

It's unbelievable that this wasn't the end for him.

Yall voting for trump bc of his “economic policy” but yall don’t even make enough to qualify for the tax cuts. broke and dumb 😂😭

now that Trump might become president again. - Palestinians will no longer exist. - Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe). - We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs. - Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down! - Women will no longer have access to healthcare. - Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy). - 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion. anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government. really good job guys 🫶

I’m screaming

I don’t tweet often but holy shit @GlassAnimals new single got me so pumped for the Arkansas show in the pit 🤩

Now is a good time to remind everyone that Hulk Hogan was fired from WWE because he got caught calling black people the n-word.

Instead of talking about Hulk Hogan appearing at the RNC, we should talk about Stone Cold giving his chicken a bath.

When I use “🙂 " this is what I mean

I can’t believe I have to WORK to make MONEY

If Bennifer can’t survive, who can…

When I go somewhere and realize I should have stayed at home

This is alan ganter. He is a cop who assaulted a citizen for honking at him. He was given 5 days unpaid leave. Let's share this around, he should be in jail for assault and lose his job obviously. Not good enough Connecticut

If Sophia Bush wanted to date me I’d switch teams.

I hate getting mad, it takes me like 2 years to calm down 😂🤣

I really want to watch 27 Dresses cause I love that movie but I’m so annoyed with James Marsden for supporting Brian Peck 😩

In lieu of #QuietOnSet, we commemorate #AmandaBynes. Amanda, for many millennial children, you were our gateway to comedy. You were our Lucille Ball. You had an unnatural sense of comedy that was a force of nature. We love you, and hope you pass your manicurist test today!