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Tom Aspinall finally says goodbye to Jon Jones #UFC316 #jonjones #tomaspinall

@sportsRgay I could see Ronda fighting more like it's an exhibition taking it easy round 1 and using her boxing and then locking in for the SUB round 2 😅

MVP card

@JoAl51387 @downbadcomment I don't like my steak and lobster covered in literal shit 🤮

@downbadcomment "Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery."

@808Toruwa @danjs1975 @ayeejuju Also why shouldn't we leave the seat up bruh, we have to lift it up to pee they should have to put it down 😅

@KamuraShops @danjs1975 @ayeejuju Most married couples also dont have enough sex

@808Toruwa @danjs1975 @ayeejuju 40-50% of marriages end in divorce... in NA

@danjs1975 @ayeejuju You're the type of nigga to wear your wife's panties because u like to share everything

@DovySimuMMA *Brother.

Bro.

@ultimatejazzfan @FiredUpCoug You Americans are crazy

@FiredUpCoug Hire a lawyer $250,000 lawsuit Their homeowners policy will cover it

Remember me talking about my neighbor's dogs that keep pooping in our yard with zero care from the owner? One of them just chased my 6yo daughter while she was playing outside and bit her arm. 15 minutes before by 9yo daughter's birthday party. I'm not at the urgent care with my six year old and my wife is juggling a birthday party with 8 kids on her own. This is the second child this dog has bitten. We have already contacted animal control and filed a report. Is there anything else I should be doing?

@mrmikeMTL I have a year off my life logged on Rust 😭

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only

The Asteroid Apophis 99942 Heading Towards Planet Earth on April 13, 2029

@TheUFCStats This is in the top 10 MMA memes in my opinion

How I describe Tatsuro Taira to my casual friends

Guy throws a roundhouse kick. Girl holding the pads doesn't quite get them up in time. BOOM... Lights out instantly. This is exactly why pad work isn't a cute date activity.

@Justinf_DeFi @jondelarroz It would be like having an iPhone in the Lord of the Rings, but tards like you would say ItS a FAntASY 😂

@jondelarroz Bro there is a fucking cyclops in the film. Like what the fuck are you getting at here. It’s a fantasy story not a historical epic.

What shocks me is that there wasn't one person who went to Christopher Nolan during The Odyssey filming and said, "Hey, bro, you might want to look at why they called this The Bronze Age." Are people that historically illiterate now?

@nocontextmemes This is the baseline for 7th grade science teacher

@DarkCloudKid @jondelarroz Wish Bone was more intelligent/educational than the majority of holywood slop made today, we didn't deserve him. 🥲

@jondelarroz I fondly think of the story thanks to this game

I've read The Odyssey in multiple translations. It is one of the greatest works of literature ever produced by a human being, a 2,800-year-old story about a man who wants to go home and can't, and it has never needed help being relatable. Nolan handed it to Emily Wilson, whose translation of Homer features "tote bag," "pep talk," and "canapés." He ADMITTED he used her work. The result on screen: Robert Pattinson telling Tom Holland he's "pining for a daddy you didn't even know." Wilson's argument is that Homer didn't sound archaic to the Greeks, so she modernized the language. That's completely backwards. Homer's Greek was the elevated formal register reserved for gods and heroes. "Daddy" is not the American equivalent of Homeric poetic diction. It's what a screenwriter writes when they don't trust the audience to handle anything older than last Tuesday. The Laestrygonians, Bronze Age cannibal giants, show up in medieval plate armor that wouldn't be invented for another 2,400 years. Lupita Nyong'o is rumored as Helen of Troy. This is what happens when Hollywood decides that a masterpiece needs to be fixed. Does this film have any chance of being good?

@_eternalplus @FFurkyfurk @trolllordgames This is social media. If you put out a trailer, people are going to talk about it and share their perspectives. That's the whole point. The moment nerds share their impressions of a Nolan trailer, his nut riders scream bloody murder, it's insane behavior. 😅

@FFurkyfurk @KamuraShops @trolllordgames That's what I find confusing about a lot of the backlash. It's obvious by now that he has a specific vision for this movie but people are talking like he didn't do his homework. I doubt Nolan needed the history nerds of X to tell him that he e.g. got the style of boat wrong.

the more i see of The Odyssey by Nolan the less inclined I am to watch it. There are half a dozen replicas of a penteconter in Greece. But they went with a Viking replica built in Norway, by modern day Vikings (Ok using traditional methods). it gets worse and worse. have decided i will not see it in theaters, maybe on streaming

@_eternalplus @trolllordgames But then he makes a point to film at the "real" locations or the closest thing to them

@trolllordgames I don't think he set out to make a period appropriate story. This is more like Romeo + Juliet.

@CalisthenicKyle @TheJoeySwoll I’ve never met a Kyle without a smooth brain 🤭

@TheJoeySwoll Both are in the wrong. You see the dude is trying to record something, be respectful and just go around. Ain’t that difficult.

I HOPE THIS GYM KICKS YOU OUT! 😡😡😡

@jondelarroz Aim for his hands 😅

Question: who in ancient Greece had full plate armor?

@thechovanone That is arguably criminal

Absolutel disgrace tonight at the circus that is Karate Combat. Stasiuk was 0-0 (1-1 amateur) coming in while Pacheco was 23-5 and the only woman in the world to beat Kayla Harrison. This is some of the most irresponsible matchmaking I’ve ever seen…

@LilyStatueOf81 @Vasbiology @FightWithMemes Keeping a cat inside for its entire life is animal abuse.

@Vasbiology @FightWithMemes Cats are great just not with possums and bearded dragons in their mouths and yeah birds, do you honestly think thats ok?

Freeloading parasite.

@GYMGorillas I am a simple man, I see an Anatoly video I watch it every time 😅

I know I'm not stronger😱😱🏋🏿‍♂️🏋🏿‍♂️💀💀💪🏻💪🏻🔥🔥🔥🥵🤯