Karan Kapadia

They rolling out cancer vaccines like Netflix episodes 😂 You just know they’ve been sitting and waiting for the “right time” to release em.

Here’s to more powerful performances & screen-stealing moments ⭐🔥 Happy Birthday @kapadiakaran! {Abundantia Entertainment, Happy Birthday, Karan Kapadia}

@Christoff89 @Wrexham_AFC He's not good enough for a championship side with promotion on the mind

@NiallHarbison You are an inspiration 🙏

10 days ago we rescued Chance after she was stabbed. She is still petrified. Today some brilliant news for her that ever I didn’t see coming. Her life just changed forever… (1/8) 🧵

Babies are so stupid

Women just be getting invisible haircuts.

@afcasiancup Cheaters

FT | 🇶🇦 Qatar 2️⃣-1️⃣ India 🇮🇳 A late heartbreak for the Blue Tigers as the #AsianCup2023 champions produce a brilliant comeback! #AsianQualifiers

@nfr_podcast Pussy

@SuhaniDoctor @instagram It’s a scam

Got the mosttttt random email from @Instagram 😕 What spam am I doing from my account that I need to get suspended for?!

"Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!" ~ @RickyGervais. RT if you want a WORLDWIDE ban on #trophyhunting.

Full song out now - youtu.be/VLW_sZZiF5I

@SuhaniDoctor You literally ditched me using that

@KapadiaKaran Neverrrr! Bullshit

Is there an easy way to cut down the people in your life so that you can cut short your guest-list? 🤐🫠🥴

@SuhaniDoctor You literally used that on me

@KapadiaKaran Hahaha or send it out very close to the event and hope they don’t come 💁🏻‍♀️

@piersmorgan 😂

FFS. What a shambles. When I was vomiting violently into a toilet bowl at 2am on Tuesday, I never imagined that would be only the second most sickening experience of my week. 🤮

Ofcourse Disney pulls the plug on HBO content just when I’m about to finish The Sopranos

Celebrities hyping up their pregnancy just to hide the kids face once they born 😂

What’s worse than a crying kid on your fight ? 2 cranky kids on your flight !!!

Married people can be so gross