Kaptn

smoking weed & watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

The TACO trade is over. It's now the NACHO trade. Not A Chance Hormuz Opens.

Scientology raids are getting even wilder after a man brought over 20 “Christian dwarfs” to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise…

GS TRADING DESK: "Month-End US Pension Rebalancing: $25 billion of US equities to sell... the largest non-quarterly sell estimate on record"

The scariest part in trading is knowing exactly what you’re doing wrong and still doing it.

Jesse Livermore was probably a better trader than you. He made $100+ million, lost all of it, went into debt, and then killed himself. Manage yourself. Always.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU’RE ALWAYS LEFT WITH THE SAME TWO CHOICES

If you got robbed and beat up in broad daylight, would you stop going out, quit your job, and stay home where it's safe? No because you know that the probabilities of that happening again are 1 in 1000. If you are changing the way you trade based off this past week, then you are making adjustments for something that might never happen again at this magnitude.

The S&P 500 just experienced its biggest rally of the century that lasted 13 days - an event with only a 0.63% probability of occurring. To put that into perspective, that’s roughly a 1 in 160 chance-similar to flipping a fair coin and getting heads 7 times in a row.

@C0nstant1ne01 Great post!

Trading Update $SPY $QQQ

BECAUSE 7 SEES THROUGH THE LIE. WHEN A 7 WAKES UP... THE MATRIX STARTS GLITCHING.

👊 NEVER GIVE UP 👊

When you finally become profitable but the market took all your emotions as tuition

TRUMP: ACTUALLY THE IRAN CONVO WAS A DREAM MY BAD. IT WAS A GOOD DREAM THOUGH. PROBABLY THE GREATEST DREAM. NOBODY DREAMS LIKE ME.

$SPY $QQQ

$BTC just remember that it’s all planned …

“IRANIAN MEDIA SAYS THERE WAS NO DIRECT OR INDIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP” Iran 10mins later: yea we are actually are in direct contact with the US 😂

@SchwartzAddam 🎯

$spy gap down Monday gets bought. Sell Wednesday, buy Friday end of day Friday

TRUMP: “SOME OF THIS WEAPONRY IS UNTHINKABLE. YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. OH, YOU COULD END THIS THING IN TWO SECONDS IF YOU WANTED TO.”

BREAKING: US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT SAYS THE US WILL HAVE “50 DAYS OF HIGHER PRICES FOR 50 YEARS OF NO IRAN NUKES.”