Khadijah Abdurrahman

Dm if u want the soft copy of all

How the class just sits in silence after the teacher asked the simplest question known to man.

“I don't give a fuck" But water full your eye.

Me disappearing from people’s lives as soon as the vibe is off

“If na me, I go do am like this” No worry. Life go soon give you mic. 🎤

na me go kill my spark, na me go still restore am

GOD knows how much I hate feeling like a burden to anyone.😭

“Change your circle of friends” Sorry but the number of friends i have can’t even form a circle😭.

people are honestly so talented because I can barely draw a circle properly

“It didn't bother me” Me all day:

I asked my sister who sells perfume. “Nawa ake miki printing branded bags.” She: “Mutumina ne duk abunda na basa yake karba.” Mazaa fa yan wahala neh. 😂

i cringe sooooo hard when i think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYY DIDDDD I EVERRR DO THATTT

𝘐𝘯 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺: “𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳” 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺: “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘦.”

i screenshot stuff and never look at it again ..then wonder why i don’t have enough storage

Excessive bragging disgusts me. It makes people look insecure.

Happy Mother's Day to this diva!

Don’t use that your Temu order to bring hantavirus into this country😭

My Organs watching me drink water

Medical School Has Nothing to Do With Your JAMB Score 😭 Every fresher enters medical school with one invisible badge on their forehead: “I scored 320 in JAMB.” 😭 And trust me, in Year 1, those people move like they were personally sent by the Ministry of Intelligence. You’ll hear things like: “What did you score?” Before you answer, they’ve already adjusted their glasses and said: “Mine was 315… but I was distracted that day sha.” Mini Jesus behavior. 😭 Some of them used to walk around campus like JAMB result is a permanent scholarship to success. But medical school will soon gather everybody. Because after 100 level… JAMB expires. 😂 Nobody cares again. The same person that got 330 can still fail anatomy practical because he called ulna “radius with confidence.” The one that scored 250 can become class rep of distinction because he reads every day like NEPA will soon take light. Year 1 Is Usually a Scam 😭 First year still has traces of secondary school vibes: • Physics • Chemistry • Biology • “I know this one from JAMB” energy So high scorers still feel at home. But once you cross into proper medical courses: • Anatomy • Physiology • Biochemistry Everybody is now on equal suffering ground. No examiner will ask: “State your JAMB score before attempting Question 1.” 😭😭😭 Medical School Is a Game of Consistency The real superstar in med school is not the person who topped JAMB. It is the person who can sit down every day and read even when life is not sweet. The one who says: • 5 pages today • 3 pages tomorrow • Revise lecture notes next week • Cry small • Continue again That person is dangerous. 😂 Because in med school, repeated reading turns confusing topics into your friends. At first: “Glycolysis is wicked.” After reading it 8 times: “Ah glycolysis my brother, how far?” 😭 Meanwhile The “Genius” Can Still Fall Hand There are some very intelligent people who understand everything once. But they have one deadly disease: Tomorrow Syndrome™ They’ll say: • I’ll start next week • I work better under pressure • I just need one night to read • I like reading close to exams Then exam will now show them who owns pressure. 😂 Discipline Is the Real Cut-Off Mark That average student with: • airplane mode on • phone hidden • social media deleted • coffee beside him • dark circles under eyes • reading like tuition expires tomorrow …that person is the real threat. Not because he is the smartest. Because he is available every day. Medical school loves availability. 😭 Brutal Truths Nobody Tells Freshers 1. JAMB got you admission, not graduation JAMB opens the gate. Consistency helps you survive inside. 2. Smartness without discipline is decoration Looks nice. Performs poorly. 😂 3. Small reading daily is stronger than motivational cramming 2 hours daily for months can disgrace 14-hour panic reading. 4. Everybody gets humbled Even those who entered with trumpet music. 5. Character matters Can you focus? Can you sacrifice enjoyment sometimes? Can you continue when tired? That’s where many battles are won. Final Advice to 200 Level Students 😭 If you’re just entering 200 level, reduce unnecessary social media pressure. Some people posting soft life online are repeating pathology quietly. Face your books. Your mates are tweeting “God when?” But reading CNS. Do not be deceived. 😂 Final Conclusion You do not need to be Einstein’s nephew to survive medical school. You need: ✔ Consistency ✔ Discipline ✔ Humility ✔ Good habits ✔ Past questions ✔ Stubbornness against giving up Because in the end, medical school does not ask: “What was your JAMB score?” It asks: “How many times did you stand up after being humbled?”

i don stop dey count my age, till i guide before i continue my 20s

if you wan ragebait my mama,pick call beside gas first😭😂