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Tinozongodananawo nemi zvedu, asi vaskana vatinenge tichida ndeava.

Madays ekwa Mugabe ndakambobatwa ne gunners ndichi recorder motorcade ne ka e250…. Ndakangonzi une makore mangani ndikati 14..zvikanzi mfana bvisa battery uritsenge kusvika rapera omira pazuva kusvika wava battery full,.. ndakaritsenga ini..nanhasi mumuromo mangu munomboita muchivavirira magetsi👐🏾👐🏾

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Portugal final World Cup squad has been released by Roberto Martínez.

Nhasi pa joina ndaona mumwe mdara mupfupi pfupi zvekuti anga achisunga bhutsu akamira🙌🏽🙌🏽👐🏾

Haa chakaipira kutora leave yema days akawanda ma boss anogona kutozoona kuti hauna kukosha stereq stereq😂😂😂

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it. Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games. Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on. As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

🤣🙌🏿 people were arguing about cremation. Hanzi it's better kupiswa so that handidyiwe nevaroyi. Someone replied "unodyiwa seshebheti!" 😭

2006 ndiri Ku high school kuma inter schools ndakambodyiswa gun powder nemistake ndichigaya kuti i glucose…ndakamhanya 4 rounds (1.6km) ne 3 seconds ndikabva nda disqualifaiwa because ndandakonzeresa chamupupuri😒👐🏾

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Conductor: pane arikuda kusara pa Flyover here? Passenger: eheee Conductor: huyai mukumbire mapurisa aripo ayo or monosarira Charge Office stop 😂

black people love to sing the song lyrics before the song starts so you know they know the song😭

Zero dedication whatsoever because why are her arms still intact

@tashboy01 @GorejenaGroup @PaulKuchicha @MlamboBrandonp Fact😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@GorejenaGroup @PaulKuchicha @MlamboBrandonp Iwewe wogara muareas and not know how to spell it. Its like not being able to spell your name

Handisi ndakuda kuvharwa here apa, pane angagare muBorrowdale wotadza kuziva spelling?

Told someone l had 4K rimwe gore akati “imari yekungopa mama vangu iyoyo” that’s when l knew the relationship was over 😂

Hapana nyaya yawakambonamatira apa wakapihwa link, chipawo vamwe!!!

Tave kupinda mu season yezvishamiso manje, munhu anenge achinhuhwirira perfume ane mabori🤣🤣🤣

Macombi ekuSunningdale anogona kukumirira uchipedza kugeza kuti vakutakure. One time there's this lady aida kupinda mutown then push ndobva radambuka. Combi ine mapassangers yakaenda pana cobler and waited kuti push risonwe😂

Lord if I haven’t prayed enough, please listen to my heart🥺

We call for the removal of the Zimbabwean Embassy in SA until they restore the human rights in that country. Failure to do so, we will prevent any official from the Zimbabwean government from participating in any gathering in SA until they respect ordinary Zimbabweans.✊🏿🇿🇼