KarlJacobsC4D

feed me.. NOWWW!

Oh... scrumptious! scrum diddly umptious.. as they.... say.... oh... yes... what a... fine piece of.... artistry! i am... very.. fucking grateful..... oh.... i think i will..... gobble it up and... chew chew chew! oh.... joyous!

@Springtrapthink no! no no no!

@KarlJacobsC4D Get the FUCK back in the basement you gluttonous bastard.

LET ME... JOIN.... YOUR 1 WEEK COLLAB!

oh.... a personal favorite... motion picture... of mine......... yes!

my food still hasn't shown up yet. i've had my ass sat at this booth since last year!

oh... new year..... new me......

welcome.. to.... karlmageddon....

ohh... are you ready to.... rumble...? heh... i know.... i am...

well... lets say... two of my favorite games....

ohh.... hello.. friends.... i have... oh... returned! yes.. i have been.... very busy! yes..... i come with.... the news.... and more... news... yes.. i will be making... a new account! to tell the news.... of my favorite game.... do not worry... i will not abandon you my friends

mood: hungry

oh.... a little birdie... told me that... oh... you've been.. hmm... quite naughty! oh.... i'm gonna have to... take back my... follow... yes... you just lost a... loyal follower! hmm.... i also have... kris kringle himself... on speed dial! shall i... give him a call?

HELLO AGAIN, NEW FRIEND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT WITH ME?

i like hanging out with my friends and playing with my toys

oh.... karl must.... hibernate........ winter..... cold..... brrrr...

@AsakoJo_ oh... thank you! yes.... thank you!

@KarlJacobsC4D i love it when you upload a fresh new fnaf animation my goat! fresh fresh video!

(don't actually click the link or any links on suspicious accounts btw /srs)

oh.... boy oh boy.... don't mind... if i do!

oohhh.... karl is... blowing up.... is it because... of a banger? or too much food.... ohh.... you decide....

ohh.... what is this.... "twitter..." you speak of? oohhh.... rubs my big belly... i thought it was... hmm... supposed to be called.... X... you should... let me borrow twitter.. for a moment.... yes... i would be a... better CEO.... ohh...... my big belly.. I'm so hungry........