karl

Guys please stop taking me seriously

@LoCity95 Stuff like this stays happening to you 😭

This girl at work told me she was high on painkillers (bartender) me (fellow bartender) was like damn bro you can’t be doing that during work you’ll move too slow. Few more weeks she’s high everyday so I reported to management. Then I hit the lotto ( got wrongfully fired)

Nikki’s PR team reading Kanye’s apology letter

this year felt like being awake during surgery

Tired of this big candy forcing the king sized agenda

Pfp is a frog in a claw machine I couldn’t get and still think about

It’s not enough to ask someone if they like the meal you prepared. You need to ask if they would be mad if they got served that in an expensive restaurant

They should invent a month that doesn’t fucking suck

Flying my freak flag at half mast today 😔

Thank god I have this addy so I can really focus on tiktok at my desk

Why is TikTok always trying to convince me I was touched by an uber driver

men call women easy but i ain't ever met a man that was hard to get with

Ppl spazzing over this pic like it’s not framed in every subway across the us

If this gets 1 man to wash their genitals it’s worth it

This one’s my favorite

I don’t even work I just sit in my office and smell my sharpies

If your entire sense of humor is self deprecating and lobotomy based go play with the others please

I bet Alix Earle would do the substance

Got first place in Fortnite and took a celebratory addy who wants to hop on

“I love powdered donuts. Feels like licking a sheet”

Asserted dominance on the academy cashier tonight