Karma Clarke

Oh yeah, I reported on the Optus outage for @newscomauHQ yesterday: news.com.au/technology/onl…

@Philip_from_Au 🤣

Hey @KarmaClarke can I get a family an friends discount? ;)

12 years goes by extremely fast when you are truely and deeply in love. Happy anniversary to the love of my life: @Alicedkc

There’s a quest! ✅ #PAXTogether #PAXAus

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I keep thinking about how going online used to be like wandering through a weird town with a carnival on: There were games to play, interesting things to learn, & stuff to explore. But now the net is just a mall. Everything is trying to sell you something, & there's nothing to do

Don’t forget to reserve your (free!) tickets to listen to my mum and me chat about her brilliant book.

Come do this! It’s a great program.

Alice’s fantastic one liners, Saturday 12th of August: “Your soul has to be the same colour as your outfit” and “the trolleys are over there by the giant trolley sign”

@Alicedkc Ahem.

Would you believe that this is her most beach-appropriate outfit?

Ok Bondi, you’re alright.

It's always hilarious seeing the differences between my email style & Karma's. My emails to professional contacts I've never met are "Yo! Could I please do this thing?" Karma replying to my email about dinner: "Dear Alice, Thank you for your enquiry into this important matter..."

The window was open, and I was already in bed.

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@Alicedkc @XboxANZ @Alicedkc This Barbie is a Gaymer!

@XboxANZ @KarmaClarke Karma. karma. KARMA! Queer Forza Ken. I repeat: queer Forza Ken.

We have an Xbox Barbie and an Xbox Ken doll up for grabs ✨ For your chance to win them, follow us and tag a friend 💕 See #BarbieTheMovie Only In Cinemas Now T&C’s: msft.it/6005g7vhS

@daemon_cook Yes! Sent one your way. :)

@KarmaClarke Could I please have one? 🥹

Friends. I’m on the other app that has the word Blue in the title. I also have two invite codes. Let me know if you would like one.

@Tara_Calaby Sent one your way. :)

@KarmaClarke I would, if you still have them!

@Alicedkc @XboxANZ It’s so…pink.

@XboxANZ @KarmaClarke look at this glorious beast. Gaze upon it in wonder.

We're giving 1 lucky winner a chance to live their best Barbie life with this limited edition #Barbie Dreamhouse Series S 💓 To enter, follow us and tag a friend 💕 Enter up to 4 times by heading to all our socials! 1 entry per page. See #BarbieTheMovie only in cinemas July 20

Very angry at myself for not making brownies this morning. 😡🤬

@kai_h Ooh. Guac. Come on avocados. We neeed youu.

@KarmaClarke I’ve got four avos on the kitchen bench right now. I’ve been waiting to make guacamole all week, but they are still as hard as rocks

Me: Sweetie, I’ve left the avocados out of the fridge for four days now. Surely they have ripened. Alice: Honey…the entire house is a refrigerator right now.